Stone-Cold's Lounge and Bar....

*Walks in after long day at other job*

@HB: No problem, I will put up something else on the south wall (maybey a poster of Vida Guerra)

*Depressed sigh, asks if anyone is here*

*Looks around bar, sees nobody, and starts drinking heavily by himself*

*In his depression about the Bar failing tonight goes and fills up a tank of gasoline and gets some matches*

*Fumbles for the matches*

*Holds matches in drunk hands, and looks at bar wondering it's future*

*Passes out before he strikes the match*

*Staggers out into Limo and goes home*

As i walk into the bar i think to myself
{Hmmm.... What happened here?}

Seeing no-one in sight, i pull up a chair and pour myself a drink
Looking around for something to right the IOU on.
[where the fuck would a piece of paper be?]

HB
I've bartended for too long. Never took you as a Kahlua and cream girl. That's a fat chick drink.

this bar is now overtaken by a german drunk

fear it

*installs a 30" Flat-TV, grabs a cold beer and watches the kick-off*

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Originally posted by j0lly

this bar is now overtaken by a german drunk

fear it

*installs a 30" Flat-TV, grabs a cold beer and watches the kick-off*

not only a german

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=j0lly]
this bar is now overtaken by a german drunk

fear it

*installs a 30" Flat-TV, grabs a cold beer and watches the kick-off*

not only a german
[/reply]

can i offer you a german Beck's and teach you some dirty german soccer songs?

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Originally posted by j0lly

can i offer you a german Beck's and teach you some dirty german soccer songs?

i got a scotch...and i cant even sing dirty aussie songs, dont think ill learn the german ones either

Quote:

Originally posted by Latino

[reply=j0lly]
can i offer you a german Beck's and teach you some dirty german soccer songs?

i got a scotch...and i cant even sing dirty aussie songs, dont think ill learn the german ones either
[/reply]

one more bottle of scotch and we both sing in a language that is unique

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Originally posted by j0lly

one more bottle of scotch and we both sing in a language that is unique

thats true

whats on the pre-show of the World cup? sexy asses?

just imagine what a really sexxy latina's ass would look like on a 30" Flat TV

..... staring at the 30" hopeing to see that latina ass....

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Originally posted by j0lly

just imagine what a really sexxy latina's ass would look like on a 30" Flat TV

got one in real life...why would i imagine one on a TV screen?

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=j0lly]
just imagine what a really sexxy latina's ass would look like on a 30" Flat TV

got one in real life...why would i imagine one on a TV screen?
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hmm yeah make me jealous fucker.

*switches TV channel to soccer*