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Spoon Chronicles - The Return of the Spam

Starter: Strichnine Posted: 15 years ago Views: 10.2K
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#3800072
Lvl 18
i think im gonna go throw up nithe bathtub



bye
#3800073
Lvl 11
You're not wasted, you're typing fine.
#3800074
Lvl 24
Soo...

I am no longer a Greek student.

Or rather, I am, again, no longer a Greek student.

I might talk myself back into being one, for like the third time.


,,comma,
#3800075
Lvl 21
good morning spammers
#3800076
Lvl 10
good morning wayward, did you check out the superhero thread of honda's
#3800077
Lvl 21
yes yes I did I saw the one with us getting burned,
#3800078
Lvl 27
Weekends around here are kinda boring, guess I'll go back to work, not that I really want to, more I need to
#3800079
Lvl 59
It's official:

International Politics - A
Art History of the US - B


Wtf.
#3800080
Lvl 21
hey at least you passed
#3800081
Lvl 59
Yeah, but an art class?

That's like getting a B in gym. Or study hall.
#3800082
Lvl 27
I loved study hall, best place in the world to catch a few zzzzzzzzz's
#3800083
Lvl 21
skipped study hall for smokin in da boys room
#3800084
Lvl 27
I liked my sleep, I smoked at other times
#3800085
Lvl 13
I smoked a turkey once
#3800086
Lvl 27
How the hell did you get that sucker rolled up
#3800087
Lvl 21
kinda hard to keep lit wasn't it
#3800088
Lvl 13
Quote:
Originally posted by Demonicmale

How the hell did you get that sucker rolled up


well i put it under a steam roller, then rolled it in newsprint
#3800089
Lvl 21
that news print is kinda harsh
#3800090
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Jujubeez

I smoked a turkey once


My god you're a rebel.


So anyway, something extraordinary happened today, something wonderful and magical.

I just bought myself a computer for $800 bucks, and it was all cool.

Q6700 Quad core.
Nvidia 9500gs
1TB HD
6GB of ram

I was all "lulz lulz lulz, my comp rocks...in everyones face and such"..

Then my parents were all "oh hey Honda, we need a computer for your dads business, wanna like, sell us yours" and I was like "oh lulz mom and dad, since I got it on sale, and it now costs 1200..sure, I'll sell it to you for lets say 1K..."..They agreed, and they took my super sweet computer into their room and hooked it up, I got their old one, it's not bad:

320GB HD
2GB Ram
Nvidia 7700(I think)
Core 2 Duo Processor.

That's pretty cool I guess rite, so what I did (being the super hero I am..) is sell that computer to my sister at the bargain price of $450.. I'm such a rad dude.

Then I bought a new computer, get ready ladies, it's about to get awesome in here

1TB HD
8GB RAM
Q9300 Quad Core
Nvidia 9800GS
Blu-Ray player


OH LAWD..I seen him pull that box out, and I was actually almost swearing in the store. How much you ask? 1300$

..That's right, I saved myself some money.

My computer is honestly fap worthy.
#3800091
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

...

My god you're a rebel.


So anyway, something extraordinary happened today, something wonderful and magical.

I just bought myself a computer for $800 bucks, and it was all cool.

Q6700 Quad core.
Nvidia 9500gs
1TB HD
6GB of ram

I was all "lulz lulz lulz, my comp rocks...in everyones face and such"..

Then my parents were all "oh hey Honda, we need a computer for your dads business, wanna like, sell us yours" and I was like "oh lulz mom and dad, since I got it on sale, and it now costs 1200..sure, I'll sell it to you for lets say 1K..."..They agreed, and they took my super sweet computer into their room and hooked it up, I got their old one, it's not bad:

320GB HD
2GB Ram
Nvidia 7700(I think)
Core 2 Duo Processor.

That's pretty cool I guess rite, so what I did (being the super hero I am..) is sell that computer to my sister at the bargain price of $450.. I'm such a rad dude.

Then I bought a new computer, get ready ladies, it's about to get awesome in here

1TB HD
8GB RAM
Q9300 Quad Core
Nvidia 9800GS
Blu-Ray player


OH LAWD..I seen him pull that box out, and I was actually almost swearing in the store. How much you ask? 1300$

..That's right, I saved myself some money.

My computer is honestly fap worthy.


And your internets still can't get it up
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