So I've Decided To Rape My Girlfriend.

She sounds like she is tricking him into the ultimate revenge of her being able to press rape charges and get him locked up! I think she is setting you up dude! Run far and fast away from her!!!!!!

You know I don't think I could fuck a guy with eyeliner and lipstick on.

Then take off your eyeliner and lipstick!


HA HA HA! Get it? I totally turned it around on you!

Of course, it would be a lot funnier if you were a guy.

i think the plan needs more chloroform

I am not sure how to tell you this... so, I am just going to say.... I think you might be gay... not that there is anything wrong with it... I, for one, am gay...

ok first up you are a nut case, secondly, not all fanitsies should become realities, some are better left in the mind, like this one.

if she wants to be totlay in someone elses control, then get into bondage, tie her up, put a blind fold on her, and go hard.

or just go and get some professional help, for her for thinking this, and for you for thinking its a good idea.

You should try to take some pics of her also, and then post here... if you are into the "scene" thing for her, so I presume she is "scene" too... that makes her a hot girl, probably...

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i think the plan needs more chloroform

That's your solution to everything.

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Originally posted by aus_cassie87

ok first up you are a nut case, secondly, not all fanitsies should become realities, some are better left in the mind, like this one.

if she wants to be totlay in someone elses control, then get into bondage, tie her up, put a blind fold on her, and go hard.

or just go and get some professional help, for her for thinking this, and for you for thinking its a good idea.

Oh c'mon, every girl wants to be violently sodomized every once and a while. Makes me hot thinking of it.

I think u should continue cutting your wrist and searching for underage little boys on myspace like u usually do.

If things get outta hand PM me,I'll help ya hide the body.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i think the plan needs more chloroform

Okay guys, fuck, I've made a huge mistake. I should have listened to you lot but I didn't. She got into her car, I was hiding behind the seat, she put the key in the ignition, and I said "hey baby, come here" and then put my arm around her and groped her breast. She went fucking insane, I grabbed her and pulled her into the back seat, and told her to undo her pants, as she was undoing them I started to take off my ski mask, and end the ruse. Once I had the mast past my chin (using both hands) she started kicking me. She was wearing really chunky platform heels and was using the other door for leverage. She missed kicking me and kicked through her backseat window. I think the glass cut her leg pretty bad, I don't know it was fucking dark and she wouldn't stop screaming. I put my hand over her face and leaned in to tell her it was me, and she slashed my throat with her keys, it didn't cut, but the force made me start to choke. I was disoriented and then she started kicking again, until I slipped out the window, it tattered my clothes pretty bad and I'm pretty scraped up. The last kick got me square in the face, my eye is pretty swollen.

I tried to scream to her as she was getting back into the front, but then I started to crawl/walk in case she tried to back into me with her car. She defiantly beat me home, I rode my fucking bicycle, so I couldn't even call her and tell her what happened. I'm sure she has to police involved by now.

FUCK, why the fuck did she have to go so fucking crazy, she said she fucking wanted it, FUCK.

I don't know what to do guys, she roughed me up pretty bad, and we're supposed to hangout tomorrow, I can't show up looking like I just went one on one with Mike fucking Tyson, FUCK.

What the fuck do I do?! I was going to take the fucking mask off, to avoid a situation such as this, FUCK.

What do I do guys? WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO?!

I just spent the last hour crying in my bathroom, she really fucked me up. FUCK! If she hadn't been wearing those stupid chunk heeled boots, god fuck it they ruined my face..FUCK. I gotta go think of something.....FUCK!!

I think you are either full of shit, or a fucking idiot. Pick one and live your life with the appropriate level of shame. If you are an idiot, I hope the next time you pull something like this, the woman knows karate and beats your dumb ass to death. I wish she was my sister, so I could help.

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Originally posted by SinisterSquirel

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Oh c'mon, every girl wants to be violently sodomized every once and a while. Makes me hot thinking of it.

I hope you have a daughter someday, so the stupidity of your response will be realized by your tiny mind.

Seriously, what is the matter with you fucking people? How is this asshole not being trashed by every one of you? Are you all so sick in the head that this makes sense to you?

If he does make sense to you, I seriously hope you all have daughters one day. Then you will all understand how fucking ignorant and stupid you all sound for doing anything but calling this fuckwad out for being a total limp-dicked asswipe.

Primal88, I'm sensing some jealously, it is okay that you want your pooper abused. Some guys like having fun with their prostate.

Consult my new pamphlet, "So You're Going to Rape Your Girlfriend."
It can be found in the nurses office of junior high, and high schools, all over this great land.

Wow... I'm glad I read this cause now I don't feel like I have problems... You make me look normal. Get some help or tell her it was you and take the punishment.

I call Bullshit