So I Have This Friend..... Questions and Answers.

This close friend of mine always asking me super weird questions he wonders at night when he can't sleep. He tries really hard to just scream "America" until he falls asleep, but it rarely works, from what I've heard. So, I was wondering if anyone here could help answer a few of these questions, which were 100% asked by a friend of mine.

So, in this thread I'll be randomly asking questions that my friend thinks up, and see if you guys can give some reasonable answers. On the flip side, since I've spent literally five thousand years learning about science and stuff, I will also be open to answer your questions, to the best of my abilities. So, feel free to ask away, and allow me the opportunity to blow you away with my knowledge.

Question, The First:

Do girls poop when they orgasm?


Am I poopin right now?

I've had sex with at least 27 girls. Half sex with probably 450. So, obviously I know the answer to this, but just to be on the safe side, I figured I'd ask around, just so he doesn't second guess me.

They only poop if they have a vibrating bullet in their bung hole, shakes all that nastiness loose, then gets all pushed out when...

Gave the wife a really big orgasm when I was down on her once, and she farted full on in my face.

She was REAL embarrassed, as even after 9 years together now she won't fart in front of me.

I was cool about it, as it was the mindblowing, jelly legged orgasm I'd given her that had caused it.

Anyway, is your mate for real??? Been with a few myself and not ones shat on me!

I think that would be extremely unusual, but women laying a big one during childbirth is commonplace.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

Gave the wife a really big orgasm when I was down on her once, and she farted full on in my face.

I just have to say nothing like that has ever happened to me, and yeah Paddy i can imagine your wife would feel like she would never live down that embarrassment!

I guess pooping during orgasm would be possible (i've heard it happens during labor) but i've just never actually heard of it happening. That would be like..... a little awkward.

That's exactly what I thought friends.

@Paddy: Good to hear your a pussy destroyer.

@Demo: I said when they orgasm, obviously this was directed at someone who had made a girl orgasm.

@Fefe & F1098: So, as I assumed, girls don't poop when they orgasm, or you two are just very shy.

So, girls do not poop during orgasm, as I obviously, totally assumed.

Feel free to hit me with a question or two yourselves, so I can lay down a smooth bassline of knowledge on you. The next question will be posted shortly.

So if they don't poop when they orgasm, why do I keep hearing "well that was shit" when I'm with a woman???

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Originally posted by DEMO

So if they don't poop when they orgasm, why do I keep hearing "well that was shit" when I'm with a woman???

Also, I'll be monitoring this thread, for lulz potential.

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Originally posted by DEMO

So if they don't poop when they orgasm, why do I keep hearing "well that was shit" when I'm with a woman???

lulz

1. if it was so nasty down there to begin with that you can't tell if there's shit all over the place afterwards.... damn bro.

2. perhaps they were actually saying "well that wasn't shit". the mind hears what it wants to.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

The mind hears what it wants to.

Spoiler Alert:

They don't say anything to Demo until the roofies wear off.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

They don't say anything to Demo until the roofies wear off.

Some days I feel like the fat kid on the playground...

OUCH

You know, if she's already got really bad diarrhea then a small cough, let alone a quivvvvvering orgasm, will make her shit the room out.

Shit Happens, man. That is all I have to say.

Hmm...

Totally and entirely and completely not at all interested in this thread and the questions.

Indeed.














*watchlist*

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Originally posted by Dongledesh

That's exactly what I thought friends.

@Paddy: Good to hear your a pussy destroyer.
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Funny that.....it's what the mrs calls me!!





Speaking of questions, I've got one.

I've got a friend, honestly, it's not me, who LOVES his ass being fingered/licked by his girl.....




....and the odd butt plug while fucking too. And he's probably the most not-gay-seriously-into-pussy bloke I have ever known.


The idea to me personally is revolting, doing or recieving. So basically, the question is, ever done it or recieved it?

My girlfriend once made a nice pussy fart during cunnilingus. What's that called again?

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Originally posted by Dongledesh

That's exactly what I thought friends.


So, girls do not poop during orgasm, as I obviously, totally assumed.

Ummmmmm.


not 100% true.


I really didn't want to post this, because well....you're gonna think it was me...WHICH IT WAS NOT...but I have witnessed this phenomenon twice. Once live, and once while watching a cam. So yeah...it can happen, and it does happen.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Ummmmmm.


not 100% true.


I really didn't want to post this, because well....you're gonna think it was me...WHICH IT WAS NOT...but I have witnessed this phenomenon twice. Once live, and once while watching a cam. So yeah...it can happen, and it does happen.

You watch yourself on cam?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Ummmmmm.


not 100% true.


I really didn't want to post this, because well....you're gonna think it was me...WHICH IT WAS NOT...but I have witnessed this phenomenon twice. Once live, and once while watching a cam. So yeah...it can happen, and it does happen.

So, like, what do you do there? What do you say? Do you just run outta the room screaming? Laughing? I'm genuinely curious how this works.