Just recently, a near 7 years of methodical, patient maneuvering, combined with some luck and a lot of confidence to cease the opportunities... was FINALLY rewarded in the form of me having "hit for the cycle" with my wife's two sisters.......... and also their MOM! muhuhahahhhaaaaa!!
I dated my wife for 6 years before we married (now 4 yrs) It was early on that I knew I had the hots for the sisters. The youngest one, the only blond, was an admitted closet freak, so I just knew that somehow, somewhere we'd end up fucking. We did on 2 separate occasions, the most recent still being before my marriage. It was then that I admitted that I also had the hots for the other sister.
About a year goes by, I get married to their oldest sister. They both go to get married over the next 2 years. 2004 Christmas finds the whole bunch of us staying at my in-laws very spacious home/100+ acre country estate. What got me laid by the other sister (we'll use JANE as her name) was a mother-in-law guest house their dad had built. It lacked only fixtures and a little misc BS, but one thing it did have was heat/ac, and most important, big comfy den furniture.
For most of the day JANE and hubby were at odds. Being the opportunistic and manipulative fuck that I am, I very subtley worked the sides from the middle. Early evening was the hubby "showing her who's boss" by storming out to go drink with his dad two towns away. What followed was surprising, but got my brain and balls buzzing with hope. Very close nit sister trios will often go into power girl support mode alone in a spare bedroom over a box of Kleenex and wine coolers.
Nothing of sort happened to my amazement. We all sat up drinking and watching movies until about 3 AM. My wife went to our room well earlier. The blond had been in WEE-HOOOOWEEE wine cooler bubble head mode most all night, but eventually passed out on a sofa in front of the big screen.
All the while I had been making very low key comments and inquiries about JANE's spat with hubby >> basically playing the sweetheart guy. Making a point to express all the gooey feeling and concern shit, making periodic, but steady physical displays of affection - the old "oh honey" hand pat, the brotherly "one handed" shoulder squeeze of symapathy, and the Sun Zhou inspired series of "I'm always here for you hugs/embraces" that when done to perfection, are inconspicuously increased in duration and level of affection.
It was going good, but I was still only 50/50 at best whether or not it would go where the man in my pants was screaming for it to go. The time came for her to mention being pissed that she would have to sleep in the guest house alone while her man was belly up to a bottle somewhere. Being the gentleman, I said that was non-sense, and that she should just go in the bed with my wife and I'd take the guest house pull out bed. Then, as if it was poker, i caught a full house on the flop. She asked me to walk her out there. We were having sweaty sex within minutes.
The final piece of my twisted sex-quest came a month ago when my mother in law (a still good looking lady) approached me about some concerns she had about her husband. I later learned that she'd approached each of us individually about it, but none the less, she had legit concerns she needed some help answering.
Long story short - fa-in-law is a closet HOMO, and has the URL history to prove it. He's into boys no question about it. The son-in-laws had discovered his porn preference a couple years before, but WTFUCK were we supposed to do??
Well I told the Mrs. all about it. She basically went into a full blown, "Fuck you, you nasty mother fucker!" mode, complete with vast amounts of credit card shopping and a bizarre acting out thing normally only seen in teenagers, not late 40's professional women. A couple of weeks into this family scandal, she asks me to help move some of his stuff with my pickup. I drive out there mid-week and eventually became the proud recipient of a wonderfully good, ole fashioned, "GET BACK AT THE BASTARD" grudge fucking.
AHHHHHH, THE QUADRUPAL CROWN!!! I get a tickle in my dick everytime I think about it, which is quite often as it makes any "need to rub one out" session go by quick.
Thank you to anyone who reads this. You're the only people I have ever admitted it to. The chase was most of the fun!
Oh yeah, I still honestly feel that I married the prettiest and sexiest one of the bunch.
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