science experiment

Longest I've ever gone without a shower was 2 days. I'm definitely not the type to be able to conduct this experiment, I love bein clean. lol Thanks poop for doing this experiment but your a little late, every homeless person I've ever known has already been conducting this experiment.

On a side note. If you came and stood behind me in line I'm definitely the type to say something. It wouldn't be the first time I told someone to stop standing so close to me cause of their smell. I'm just wonderin if you encountered any people like this in your experiment or if all you got was weird looks from people. I know it pisses me off when i gotta smell someone, especially if I'm somewhere there's food and I'm tryin to eat.

I went five months without bathing once. I was in the north-west mountains alone (don't ask why), and I found a few key things to do religiously.
1 - Wash your hands before and after every time you eat
2 - Brush teeth more times then you eat
3 - WASH YOUR ASS! (This is not considered bathing because you can get some life threatening illness if you don't)
4 - Eat as much fruit as possible. This will cut down on the stink more then you can imagine.

The only reason why i didn't put a priority on bathing is because I wasn't around other people. For poor POOP here, I give him alot of credit for putting up with peoples nasty looks, and having to be with women but not fucking them.

thanks for the support i appreciate that its interesting that the poster before me should say something about eating fruit because here lately ive been eating fruit cocktail a lot and it seems that i dont smell as bad as usual i just thought i was getting used to my own stench

well its getting down to the last couple of day sand im looking forward to washing the funk off of myself
my girlfreind said if i do this again we will be history but that she thinks its kind of cool in a stinky nasty smelling feet kind of way i went to subway today to get a sandwich and there were 2 guys ahead of me in line and they both left and mysteriously decided to go with the drive thru insted so i didnt have to wait in line

i feel like i can smell you through the internet, honestly my stomach kinda turns thinking of this stench


i am still puzzled what you're proving since it's a science experiment


stay strong poop!

Poop you are fucking excellent, I love this thread.

ps, post pix of your horny girlfriend

dude your awesome!!! you should walk up to ppl and get your girl to take some pics of you making these random people running away.
kudos on the effort though.

Mate for the love of god! At least wash your arse and tackle!

well i just had my first bath in a month i shaved thouroughly(my face) washed the twig and giggle berrys and how do i feel?..................to be honest kinda itchy although it does feel good not to have that cave man beard anymore my girlfreind gets home in about an hour and a half and im gonna fuck her but good


times told i stunk 9
6 by my girlfreind
2 by my dad
1 by the fedex man

dirty looks: too many to count but the most memorable one was by the counter girl at jc penny

times i made the dog sneeze:12

interesting stuff:i just noticed this but i have an interesting bump on my arse
the fact that fruit will make you stink less
the fact that my dog would sneeze if he stayed around me for too long
2 weeks into the experiment my gf turned off the pussy
people are a lot more polite than i thought i mean i stunk like a dead mans asshole stuffed with dog shit but people kept pretty much quiet about my stench

things i plan to do now that i dont stink:
fuck
get a haircut
go back to work (vacation is over)
fuck
go buy a nintendo ds lite
get the inside of my car cleaned
fuck
hope you guys enjoyed my little experiment and no i wouldnt suggest trying this unless you have an understanding wife/gf


peace and chicken grease
poop

classic, the fruit tidbit is rather interesting

great thread

and poop, don´t forget to fuck

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great thread

and poop, don´t forget to fuck

the guy has been stonewalled for the past 2 and a half weeks, i HIGHLY doubt he'll forget that

maybe he got used to not fucking and now he likes it

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times told i stunk 9
6 by my girlfreind
2 by my dad
1 by the fedex man

times i made the dog sneeze:12

the fedex man that would of been an interesting situation, I would of turned it around on him...
your poor dog

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interesting stuff:i just noticed this but i have an interesting bump on my arse

lol thanks for sharing that maybe its a boil. or a gummi bear (simpsons reference if no one gets it)

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people are a lot more polite than i thought i mean i stunk like a dead mans asshole stuffed with dog shit but people kept pretty much quiet about my stench

thats a crack up dude your a legend.

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Originally posted by Pophai

maybe he got used to not fucking and now he likes it

the stench has turned him into an asexual, NOW THAT would be a science experiment

Great summary Poop.

Your gf is extremely tolerant, you're a fortunate man.

Glad to hear your dog survived relatively unscathed.