quotes

good stuff!

CK

mark twain:

"clothes make a man. naked people have little or no influence on society."

"dont walk around saying the world owes you a living. the world owes you nothing. it was here first."

"be careful about reading health books. you may die of a misprint."

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall." ~Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ... and now wish to withdraw that statement. ~Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible. ~George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea ... visit people only once a year. ~Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, ! sir ... mighty scarce. ~Mark Twain

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~Les Dawson

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher. ~Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ~Jimmy Durante

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness can be trained to do most things. ~Jilly Cooper

I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ~Alex Levine

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, peopl! e would stop dying. ~Ed Furgol

Money can't buy you happiness, b ut it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ~Spike Milligan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. ~Henny Youngman

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
~Mark Twain

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.' ~Joe Namath

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Henry Asquith

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ~Bob Hope

A woman drove me to drink ... and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her.
~W.C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ~W.C. Fields

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the
thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns

We could certainly slow aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~Unknown
Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you.
~Unknown

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ~Unknown

Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are
not a hypochondriac. ~Unknown

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out. ~Unknown

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
~Unknown

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. ~Unknown

We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear your friends. At worst, they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exist because of their silent consent. - Bruno Jasienski


The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. - Soren Kierkegaard


Peaceful coexistance between nations does not exist between the expoloiters and the exploited, between the opressors and the oppressed. - Che Guevara


We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive of the manhood of living man, than war is destructive to his body. Chains are worse than bayonets. - Douglas Jerrold


You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. - Malcolm X

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Anonymous


Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, will make violent revolution inevitable. - JFK


BOBBY SANDS' LAST ENTRY IN HIS DIARY:

"Ní bhrisfidh siad mé mar tá an fonn saoirse, agus saoirse mhuintir na hEireann i mo chroí. Tiocfaidh lá eigin nuair a bheidh an fonn saoirse seo le taispeáint ag daoine go léir na hEireann ansin tchífidh muid éirí ná gealaí..."

"They won’t break me because the desire for freedom, and the freedom of the Irish people, is in my heart. The day will dawn when all the people of Ireland will have the desire for freedom to show. It is then that we will see the rising of the moon..."

"Our revenge will be the laughter of our children" - Bobby Sands

Even in the dressing room afterwards, I had no remorse. My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye......
I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you cunt. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.
- Roy Keane,about Alf Inge Haaland tackle..

This eternal accusation against Christianity I shall write upon all walls, wherever walls are to be found - I have letters that even the blind will be able to see... I call Christianity the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are venomous enough, or secret, subterranean and small enough, - I call it the one immortal blemish upon the human race...
F.W. Nietzsche

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.- Groucho Marx

Where will all the martyrs go when the virus kills itself, and where will we all go when it's too late?

"depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" don't know who said it
"a fruit fly lives for only 24 hours, and sometimes it rains" george carlin

"train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you are old sit under the shade of it." charles dickens

"always forgive your enemies. nothing annoys them so much..." oscar wilde

"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."
Shane MacGowan

doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile winning is winning; Vin diesel the fast and the furious

such is life

shoot straight ya bastard and don't make a mess of it

Quote:

Originally posted by *PiRo*

My quote roots back to 47BC!!

Julius Caesar: Veni, Vidi, Vomi

"Veni, vidi, vomi," he declared. ("I came, I saw, I threw up" )

there. much better

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer -- Al Capone

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler -- W.C. Fields

"Failure: When your best just isn't good enough."

"i just know, that nothing i know" Socrates

"The sun is shining and people are doing things with their minds, at least i do"
JTN

hey, nice to see someone brought this up again. keep on adding! - mikro