Prostate massages?

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

If you are over forty and the doctor puts on a pair of gloves and tells you to bend over...

You sir, have been had!
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Originally posted by omuh

Man, giving up so easily is gay.

If I weren't on my phone right now, I'd hit you with an "you're awesome" gif I save for 'fecta posts.

But man, you're awesome.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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i mean it doesnt really work like that.

i would assume that would only happen if you actually had to poop before you started

While I don't doubt your anal expertise, I simply cannot take that chance.

I can imagine her and I, me standing off to the side while she angrily washes her hands. Glaring at me. Telling her friends, who will now totes never wanna fuck.

Not quite, TK.

As my brothers relate it to me, you only have to worry when, after that, he puts his hand on your shoulder....

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

If you are over forty and the doctor puts on a pair of gloves and tells you to bend over...

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Originally posted by omuh

Man, giving up so easily is gay.

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Well played sir!


Yeah, I've never been into this. It was no fun when the doctor did it for a prostate exam and it was even less fun when he put a long black snake up there with a camera on the end for lower endoscopy

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Originally posted by RiffRaff

Yeah, I've never been into this. It was no fun when the doctor did it for a prostate exam and it was even less fun when he put a long black snake up there with a camera on the end for lower endoscopy

You shoulda made him buy you dinner first

He gave me Valium first but that wasn't enough, so I should have held out for dinner!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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While I don't doubt your anal expertise, I simply cannot take that chance.

I can imagine her and I, me standing off to the side while she angrily washes her hands. Glaring at me. Telling her friends, who will now totes never wanna fuck.

"GODDAMIT IT'S UNDER MY FINGERNAILS! GODAMMN YOU! AND WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT A RAISIN? EWWW!"

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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You sir, have been had!
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I loving it...no...wait

WAit... I looked this up on wikipedia... The doctor is only supposed to put a gloved finger up there? Damn that lousy bastard!

I had an ex put anal beads in me, give me a blowjob and pull them out slowly as I was cumming. One of the most amazing orgasms ever, totally worth it, but definitely needed an open mind.

Doesn't mean I'm about to go and run to the nearest gay bar.

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Originally posted by F1098

Not quite, TK.

As my brothers relate it to me, you only have to worry when, after that, he puts his hand on your shoulder....



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yeah, that's unpofessional.
Especially when he shouts, " choo choo chugging into Mudville. "

As long as the doer is female, I'm game for anything.

You men....

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

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yeah, that's unpofessional.
Especially when he shouts, " choo choo chugging into Mudville. "

Guys, women can pee standing up now too, next we'll write our names in the snow too. I wanna get myself one of these. Check this out........
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luv ya all.. Lia



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Originally posted by Lia

Guys, women can pee standing up now too, next we'll write our names in the snow too. I wanna get myself one of these. Check this out........
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luv ya all.. Lia



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Damn. At least you guys can't wear pants or vote yet, otherwise SPARTA everywhere...



That's right. It's like... 2007 up in here.