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Starter: Hellofriend Posted: 21 years ago Views: 724
#9099
Lvl 12
I got a friend who have a question - His problem is the neighboring lady, who he think is wanting to have pleasure with him. He saying this because her advances towards he. i.e. she is 34 Yrs of age very attractive lady she has two kids and her husband is a bit aged person (45 yrs). both her children are in hostel she is always alone. since last week she used to call he at her house when her husband is gone to office and would request to change bulb, bring refill of cylinder and even take her to market (on the way she will ram into me with her big breasts) she even hold his thighs when on his scooter. She also wears dresses which are very provocative (i.e. see through with dark undergarments) and the height is when yesterday she asked he to bring a packet of sanitary napkins. Could you all suggest how could he start the fire to have sex with her ? this is the question his ask me, I can’t answer it .pls help..
#9100
Lvl 22
just tell your friend to drop his pants and hope for the best. it works a lot more often than it should.
But seriously, just tell your friend to make an advance towards her. Lean in to kiss her or something. If she goes for it, good job. If she shrugs it off, then your friend is seeing something that isn't there.
Just make a move!
#9101
Lvl 14
Or, conversely...

You could tell your friend that the woman is married, and has 2 kids. And that he shouldn't be playing there.

While it might be exciting to start with, it's not gonna end up good.

1. The Husband is gonna catch him, and all hell will break loose.

2. She will just be playing him, and is just flirting around. He'll think there is more to it than there really is.

3. She will dump the husband, and expect to have a relation with him.


Yeah, it's fun to flirt, and play games..but bottom line:

She's married. And until she isn't, he needs to respect that.
#9102
How old is your friend?
#9103
Lvl 12
these nothing to worry about he just wwant to have fun with her but he don't know how do start the convensation ro so call seduce her or at least let her know he want it .....drop he pant is a good ideal also.. any more excuse...
#9104
Lvl 12
Naw man, tell him to leave it alone. She's the neighbor, she's married, she has 2 kids, c'mon you can't expect him to tap that. It violates the whole "don't shit where you eat" thing. Anything between the two of them isn't going to last, and it's not going to end well. Even if they decide to call it off, things will still be weird between the two of them, every time they see each other, every time he walks by their place, it'll just be weird. And what if the husband starts to suspect something and your friend can hear her and her husband yelling about it at night? And think about how much that could scew up the kids. Seriously everything about it just has too much potential to be bad. He shouldn't do it.

However, if he is going to do it, tell him he should screw her in the ass, jizz on her face, wipe his dick on the husband's pillow, then slap one of the kids in the face as he walks out the door. I mean he shouldn't do it, but if he is going to do it he might as well do it right
#9105
if i was her husband and found out theye had a relationship i would break his balls so hard that he never want sex anymore
#9106
Lvl 15
Hmm.. Jealousy.. I see it this way.

If my G/F wants to be with someone els... I'll let her... Coz that only makes me available to do the same. Its never the Other guy's fault... its more youre g/f's fault were all horndogs. As am I =)

And to youre friend.. I just say Go For It! =) He can use his whole register trying to seduce her coz when a 34 yr old housewife hunbgry for sex starts the only thing he needs to do is try to hold on =)
#9107
Lvl 16
she's married.....that shit is "out of bounds" . I've played the game and its been played on me too....neither experience was pleasant. Leave it alone! It's bad news!
#9108
Lvl 21
im with the others...stay the hell back! its all exciting and wat not..but this has a shit serious chance of blowing in the face..and im afraid Dagon's approach isnt too good in this case: one its not a gf or a girl dating someone else! SHES MARRIED! ud wreck lots of lives!! and two: SHES HIS NEIGHBOUR!! like said before..if u gonna fuck around THE LEAST u can do is keep it far from home! Dude, this woman knows where u live, where u sleep, where u work probably.. so does her husband, and her kids!

so let ur..friend or whoever enjoy the attention but dont go there..theres more poontang where it came from!
#9109
Lvl 12
Ok, here are my $0.02. Cracking a woman who is (a)married, and (b)your neighbor who (c)has kids can get you (d)DEAD. Now, if this babe were seperated, not your neighbor, and without rugrats, I would say "prepare to be boarded", but since she is none of the above, you gotta let that ship sail.
#9110
Lvl 21
nicely summarised T! (man with all the blood OUT of our brains, into other key areas, i think most of us will have problems with ur nickname )
#9111
Lvl 14
i agree with the others....don't do it...'he doesn't know what shit he's getting in...
tell him don't do it ...let her flirt around but don't catch her..he's better off by just looking at her...
#9112
Lvl 19
Either she is wanting pleasure also, or she needs a handy man around the house.

1.Is *YOUR* friend capable of the task required?

2.And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know. Wo wo wo.
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey.

Hide it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret,
Just the Robinsons' affair.
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids.
#9113
Lvl 12
HAH, great song refference. Did you know when the song came out Joe DiMaggio didn't know how he felt about his name being included in the song. He wasn't sure what they were trying to get at and one day he met Paul Simmon and asked, Paul explained that he ment it in a good way. Kinda like a where has the goodness/good times gone, like the times while he was playing ball.

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me
#9114
Lvl 12
i really impress with comment your guy give...sure a good heart..out of mine expectation...i though you guy with advice to go ahead and fuck for your life time....good boy we got here!!!!!!!
#9115
Lvl 12
i should stop him fr do it now.......
#9116
Lvl 12
Mickster & thunderwalker say it best. Play with FIRE = get burned.
BESIDES are Canadians the only ones who believe in the 50 mile rule?
#9117
Lvl 14
If your friend has an affair with a married women I hope he gets caught and rues the day he thought of it. He is a jerk to conisder it.