Okay guys and gals, this is kinda gross so read on at your own risk...I worked with this one older guy (50's) who was from the Midwest..He says that when he was young they used to make sure to be always low on gas when they went on a date. The reason would be to make the girls go inside the gas station and pay for the gas. Now inside the gas station was a monkey.."Tim" the monkey as he came to be known. Now depending how Tim reacted to the girl would be how you planned your date. If Tim started jumping up and down and beating his dick till it turned raw , then you better just go for dinner and take her home. If TIm didnt react , swing for the fences!!!....Tim could smell when the girls were on their period and it would make him jerk off like CRAZY!!!!...I always thought that was a funny story , and I guess it was the guys little secret in town till one guy opened his mouth and then all the girls would ask "Are we gonna go see Tim?"
.....The reason I tell this story is that I noticed the other day when my fiance was on her period , my dogs just wouldnt leave her alone!!!!!...Now it made me wonder if there was any connection???.....Anybody have some comments...??
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