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Penniless recent amputee friend stuck in phys rehab hospital gets marriage proposal from nurse while I remain single.

Starter: Jeff613 Posted: 17 years ago Views: 1.6K
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#3714452
Lvl 14
So I have this friend who has type II diabetes which caused him to have one of his toes amputated in February. One thing led to another (lots of complications) and just recently they went all the way and took his leg off about four inches below the knee. He's on the road to recovery now and in a rehab hospital where he'll soon be taught to walk and maintain his muscles after all these months of bed rest. Having a lower appendage amputated doesn't lend itself to a lot of getting up and staying active.

He has had a Senegalese nurse who works at the place (yes she is a US citizen already) propose marriage to him. She pretty much just came out and said she liked him and that he was good marriage material to her and that she was a traditional Senegalese woman who believes a man should be the head of the family and they'd be a good match. She also later told him that she likes to get fucked twice a day and suck dick. She is serious about this, I believe, as does he. I asked my friend if he took this seriously. He said given his current situation, he didn't know, but why not? He's up for it and is single and seems to like her just fine, they get along well. Really great marriages have started and lasted with less going for them to start with. It's not about his money, for he has none at all. He also has two other nurses at this place hot for him. I asked him how he did it and he said he just laid there and was nice to them and then they just took it upon themselves to almost come to the point of clawing each other's eyes out for his attention. He said the sponge baths from the Senegalese nurse are getting longer and more sensual. He now foresees, with no reason not to, an imminent blow job at least in the next week. He's going to get it too. He also had his somewhat long hair corn-rowed today. Doesn't look bad on him. I'll leave it to you to figure out who came to his room and spend an hour after her shift was over to do that for him. He sure as hell didn't do it himself.

So anyhow, what I'm getting at is why I'm single, and at this point have mostly opted out of the game due to sheer disgust at how women seem to have to play it. I'm some what attractive, smart, funny, I know how to dress, I go out and meet women all the time. There is no fucking reason whatsoever in the entire fucking vastness of all time space and creation as to why I should be single. None. The reason, whatever you want to hand me, is flimsy and falls apart under the slightest critical examination. There is no rhyme or reason as to why women are attracted to this guy. He's not even especially good looking. There is, conversely, no discernible reason as to why they are not attracted to me. Inverting the logic of something and seeing if it works backwards is one of the most conclusive reasoning methods ever invented. Yet, amazingly, it yields no answers even here. It's like saying "two plus two equals four, so four minus two should equal two.". No difference. Maybe if I were this guy and penniless and an amputee, I'd have better luck. Or maybe if I was twisted up forever in some wheelchair unable to wipe my own ass and drooling on myself, like, say astrophysical professor and author Stephen Hawking, who had an affair on his wife with his nurse, who he married, I'd have better luck. That seems to be the only thing that would help. By all accounts, no woman on the planet who you show his picture to would ever say "Yeah I wanna just tear that lil guy all apart, can't wait to sink my claws into that hunk of man!". None of them. E-v-e-r. So please do not ask my why I am single. Ask the women who make these choices. Me, I'll be on the sidelines just laughing at how outlandish it all is. Laughing and laughing an laughing.
#3714453
Lvl 59
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#3714454
Lvl 24
Dude, your personality sucks.

(totally didn't read the thread, but it's true)







Oh also, maybe you're single because you attach batteries to your balls.
#3714455
Lvl 16
Mr Romantic, There are a lot of great gals that completely change once they are married.
Be carefull what you wish for.
#3714456
Lvl 16
Mr Romantic, There are a lot of great gals that completely change once they are married.
Be carefull what you wish for.
#3714457
Lvl 28
You fail, suicide is the only way.
#3714458
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff613

Blah blah blah fucking blah blah fucking blah.


Maybe you'd have better luck if you
#3714459
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

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wtf
#3714460
Lvl 16
I'm going to resist the incredible urge to Johnny Blaze your ass and actually offer a little honest advice cause you sound like you're one bad day from putting a bullet in your head. Dude you say there is no reason that women shouldn't be interested in you but there really is. I don't know a damn thing about you so I can't tell you what that is but something is there. Honestly man you need to seek professional help. I know that sounds insulting but that's not my intention at all. Maybe talking to someone about your problem can point you in the right direction and you can figure this shit out, but posting these types of threads in WBW isn't going to help. Get some help and make some changes and stop giving in to your self fulfilling prophecy that you will fail and you might turn things around for yourself.
#3714461
Lvl 25
Jeff, you're still ghey right?
#3714462
Lvl 22
congratulations, jeff. you actually have one "friend?"
#3714463
Lvl 14
Well yes, believe it or not, I have many friends who find me to be an agreeable, entertaining guy and a social life that keeps me somewhat busy, or at least as busy as I like it to. In fact, this guy in the hospital was someone I barely even knew when I heard his diabetes was causing him some foot problems and he had been admitted. I sympathized as well since I'm a diabetic. So I started visiting him. Had to ask someone who already knew him to write down his name so I could ask his room number when I got there. Through many visits and running some errands for him, we've gotten to be friends. Yesterday I bought him my DVD player and some discs to watch in his room and we hooked it up to his TV and watched The Score.

I didn't/don't help this guy out or visit for the sake of any kind of gain, and I've gotten nothing out of it other than the joy of a new friendship. Visiting the sick is what you're supposed to do, period. Wanna know how many people on the street would bother to do that for someone whose name they barely even remembered at first? Well, probably so few that you'd go home no longer believing in humanity But when you get down to it, that's the kind of guy I am. I visit because I want to be of service to humanity, even though i have my own doubts about that in general sometimes.

If any woman is looking for a good man who has some sense of virtue that he really lives by, it's me. Not bragging, but that's my track record. That has been of no help at all in terms of being recognized by any woman as a solid, viable find. I'll go on being my good self even if I get no reward for it, but sometimes I do wish there would be some reward for it. So how about taking the people in the world who wouldn't visit the sick and making them "find someone to talk to". I think you've got the wrong guy when it comes to telling me that.
#3714464
Lvl 10
Chances are your friend figured out despite all the worlds problems things can always be worse might as well appreciate what you have while you have it and quit bitching about what everyone else gets. Just my two cents, congrats to your friend.
#3714465
Lvl 12
Fuck! dude do you have to write a fucking bible every time you post something. One advice, girls like guys that don't talk a lot and listen a lot. STICK it in your head and stop writing a fucking thesis on every post! I've never said anything but I just see that's getting worse and more pathetic as time goes by ENOUGH! go and masturbate and stop feeling bad about yourself, girls see it you know??

That's the reason why the nurses feel attracted to him, because even though he is in bed, he is sure about himself and he is not whining all the damn time! "aww I don't have a girlfriend" "awww my dick is small" "awww I have bad luck" damn it!
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#3714466
Lvl 9
truly. Confidence is key. in woman or man. I have gone out with some of the greatest guys, hilarious, always kept me laughing and enjoying myself... but thy had no confidence in themselves! It is suuuuch a turn-off. So, Jeff, I don't doubt that you're a great guy, that you look out for other people and are kind... I'm sure other girls see it too - but you've got to not get down on yourself. You have to be happy with yourself before you can be happy in any relationship...
#3714467
Lvl 16
Jeff, this lady seems to have some good advice and the fact that it's coming from a females prospective should offer you some insight on how the women think. Good luck.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I[/youtube]
#3714468
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Jeff613

So please do not ask my why I am single. Ask the women who make these choices. Me, I'll be on the sidelines just laughing at how outlandish it all is. Laughing and laughing an laughing.


are you fucking serious with that bit?

we're on the sidelines laughing at you.



also, i know i dont speak for the entire female population and all... but -- one of your main problems is that youre so high maintenance. if you dont recognize it then youre in denial. just like men dont like women who are high maintenance women are the same way. youre mentally so high maintenance. you cant just relax and stop mentally disecting everything to a ridiculous extreme.

i get stressed out just reading your thought patterns, i have to be honest -- i wish someone would just drop some xanex in your coffee in the morning. when someone is mentally high strung and moody it shows, id be able to practically smell that shit on you just being around you. and what a turn off, id rather be with a guy whos as laid back, fun to be around, confident enough TO relax.


im beside myself every time you makes these posts about how your single and you have determined to take the stance that its just the WORLD and WOMEN that have ganged up on you and decided to shut you out, take some fucking responsibility.


work on that.


#3714469
Lvl 25
Jeff, you fooled us. he's not your friend, he's some poor guy in hospital who you've latched onto.

The guy can't escape because he's confined to a hospital bed, so has to put up with your ravings about consistency of your shit and how women don't find you attractive.

I really feel sorry for this bloke now. When he gets out of hospital he wont even be able to run away from you in the street because he has one leg!!!!#

Leave the guy alone Jeff!!!

I bet he chops his own ears off next!
#3714470
Lvl 11
#3714471
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by ArtieLange

Jeff, this lady seems to have some good advice and the fact that it's coming from a females prospective should offer you some insight on how the women think. Good luck.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I[/youtube]


That was actually kinda interesting to watch.
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