Oral Treatment

I use black tar heroin if I reaally wanna splooge.

I went to the doctor because my penis turned a bright orange color.
He said," Damn TK I 've never seen anything like that before. What do you do all day?"
I said, "I just sit around all day, watch porn and eat Cheetos."

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Biblical boner.


Winning.

Amen lmao

I tie mine to a popsicle stick, for support, like you would a bean plant in the garden.

I make mine lift weights and do pushups until it pukes.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I tie mine to a popsicle stick, for support, like you would a bean plant in the garden.

Solid advice.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I tie mine to a popsicle stick, for support, like you would a bean plant in the garden.

are you suggesting that you have a very thin and limp penis? :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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are you suggesting that you have a very thin and limp penis? :P

...maybe...but maybe I'm just suggesting I have a crunchy, delicious penis. Which may or may not be green.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

...maybe...but maybe I'm just suggesting I have a crunchy, delicious penis. Which may or may not be green.

if its crunchy something has gone horribly wrong. green = can work with.

If you cook it it gets softer?

try it and live blog about it. take 4 of those "sample" pills first.






also, @ delicious penis.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

If you cook it it gets softer?

Ask this guy : https://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/japanese-man-serves-his-cooked-genitals-to-paid-diners/

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Originally posted by DEMO

After Honda's answer I really can't add much of anything, although I did laugh ridiculously, partly cuz it was hilarious, and probably partly cuz I'm half lit, either way sorry I have nothing more to add.

I don't think being "lit" had much to do with it.

It really was that funny.

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Originally posted by omuh

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Ask this guy :[ Link ]

You've got to wonder who raised these people

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Originally posted by RiffRaff

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You've got to wonder who raised these people

Japan. Enough said

lmao

Lick under the head and whatnot

stop with that fucking gif
omfg im loling

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Originally posted by Ramsann

stop with that fucking gif
omfg im loling

Definitely enjoy it when a girl nibbles the tip and juggles my balls at the same time.