on saturday night i...

i was at work till 2300hrs, then came home, perused the internet for 20 mins and then crashed

well, i was suppose to do some homework; instead, i rubbed one out:P

I watched the Kentucky Derby, a few episodes of The Ultimate Fighter, Watched Gabe Reudiger cry because he's a fat ass and was eating ice cream cake when he should have been cutting weight, blogged a bit, watched the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight, played a game of MLB 2007 and went to bed.

Watched Spiderman 3 with friends....it sucked.

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Originally posted by Burn

I came up with some lame story to impress people on the intardwebs

I bet you did

i discovered a brand new drinking game, due 2 unforeseen circumstances i cant remember the night whatsoever. i blame it on hayfever, which i don't have. oh.

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Originally posted by Burn

on saturday night i got into a bar fight with a black man twice my size and won
what did you do?

Two things are wrong with this statement.

1 - It doesnt matter what race someone is - every race has shit fighters and legit tough guys.
2 - The fact that you won. I don't believe it.

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Originally posted by Tarquin

[reply=Burn]
on saturday night i got into a bar fight with a black man twice my size and won

what did you do?

Me? Well, I got into a fight at the bar with some white-ass punk half my size. He sucker-punched me while someone else hit me over the head with a beer bottle and I got knocked out. Being a black man people tend to gang up on me when I get in fights.

It's okay though, because his girlfriend had slipped me her number earlier so I went to her place the next day and fucked her brains out while her BF was distracted posting on some fucking porn site. She gives good head too. I just wish she'd stop complaining that it's "so much bigger than his that it hurts me and stretches me out."
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I just saw this. Well done.

I was stuck in the snow on the Rocky Mtns in my semi..

watched the boxing matches as i teased my wife into a frenzy of wetness and stiffness, Then I boxed her really good afterward!

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Originally posted by robodick

...i teased my wife into a frenzy of wetness and stiffness, Then I boxed her really good afterward!

I am taking offense of youre coments saying I have a penis. I do no such have a phallux. You dids not make me wets too. That was Mr. Oscar on the televisions I wasthinkin of.

Also by "boxed her really good" you must be meaning tried to push a wet noodles into me as my yawning was happening.

I think it's sad to brag about a fight. And why does it matter if the guy is black?

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Originally posted by robodick

watched the boxing matches as i teased my wife into a frenzy of wetness and stiffness, Then I boxed her really good afterward!

Are you saying your wife has a penis? Or are you married to a dead person?

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Originally posted by Z-BO

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watched the boxing matches as i teased my wife into a frenzy of wetness and stiffness, Then I boxed her really good afterward!

Are you saying your wife has a penis? Or are you married to a dead person?
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I'm waiting for a post that consists of "Yes" to come back.

Saturday night I watched a 'Along Comes A Spider' with my girlfriend, drank wine, then we went to bed