on saturday night i...

on saturday night i got into a bar fight with a black man twice my size and won







what did you do?

on sat night i wasted 1 precious minute of my time reading this thread.

Drank a pacifico and three margaritas watched poker and umm... that's about it.

Had a cup of coffee with my mate, I also bought a bottle of 7up, got back home, watched some telly and went to sleep.

Pocket book version is on it's way.

Glad it's now Sunday !

I drank some Courvoisier and ate a fish sandwich.

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Originally posted by Burn

on saturday night i got into a bar fight with a black man twice my size and won

what did you do?

Me? Well, I got into a fight at the bar with some white-ass punk half my size. He sucker-punched me while someone else hit me over the head with a beer bottle and I got knocked out. Being a black man people tend to gang up on me when I get in fights.

It's okay though, because his girlfriend had slipped me her number earlier so I went to her place the next day and fucked her brains out while her BF was distracted posting on some fucking porn site. She gives good head too. I just wish she'd stop complaining that it's "so much bigger than his that it hurts me and stretches me out."

i went to my bros bachelor party..

1. went out to dinner, to a restaurant uptown...(a restaurant i helped design and our company built) so although we paid full price for dinner, i got a tab of $100 of alcohol for free..

2. after dinner, we got taxis and went back to a friends place were we got 2 strippers ready...they put on a single show each, then...they did a double act with strap ons and dildos....awesome fucking show..no pics or vids, the big samoan escorts made sure of that
then there was a few private shows, and we left the house..

3. went out to a club, were DJ nino brown was recording a new CD, got about 30 pics taken with girls in the club, street, bar, restaurants etc... (good been the best man, awesome excuse) drank ourselfs stupid, had an amazing time....only 2 fights and home by 6:30am..

my saturday night..

I demolish my terrace and drank couple of beers then I went to the sauna, after sauna I went to bed

On Saturday night I had just sat down at the precinct to drink my coffee and have a doughnut when we got called to the local gay bar to reports of a gay couple getting into a fight over who had the smoothest legs.

Spent an hour looking for a short skinny White guy and his partner a Black guy about twice his size then spent the rest over the night taking statements and filing reports. They better hope I dont find out who they are they ruined my quiet saturday night at work.

Haha!

Cheers.

Its still Saturday night for me, and Im workin, and reading about some big black guy that got his pecker sucked by some little white midget man. Lame sucka

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Originally posted by Feltching_Frog

On Saturday night I had just sat down at the precinct to drink my coffee and have a doughnut when we got called to the local gay bar to reports of a gay couple getting into a fight over who had the smoothest legs.

Spent an hour looking for a short skinny White guy and his partner a Black guy about twice his size then spent the rest over the night taking statements and filing reports. They better hope I dont find out who they are they ruined my quiet saturday night at work.

At around 1am i got home, then i went on msn...and talked to people, i got curious when nobody talked back...i restarted my msn at around 2:30, it had froze..so i had been talking to nobody for about an hour and a half. I made fun of das in the spam thread and then went to bed after watching about 40 seconds of "Fever Pitch"

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Originally posted by Tarquin

[reply=Burn]
on saturday night i got into a bar fight with a black man twice my size and won

what did you do?

Me? Well, I got into a fight at the bar with some white-ass punk half my size. He sucker-punched me while someone else hit me over the head with a beer bottle and I got knocked out. Being a black man people tend to gang up on me when I get in fights.

It's okay though, because his girlfriend had slipped me her number earlier so I went to her place the next day and fucked her brains out while her BF was distracted posting on some fucking porn site. She gives good head too. I just wish she'd stop complaining that it's "so much bigger than his that it hurts me and stretches me out."
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lol good reply

on Saturday night I had three wonderful women in my arms ...

... we got naked and jumped into the hot tub ...

... they started to kiss eachother, and me ...

... and then ...












I woke up

i did an ex of mine.

I don't remember what I did. That was a long time ago.

Stuck infront of the comp/TV with sinus infection.

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Originally posted by Tarquin

[reply=Burn]
on saturday night i got into a bar fight with a black man twice my size and won

what did you do?

Me? Well, I got into a fight at the bar with some white-ass punk half my size. He sucker-punched me while someone else hit me over the head with a beer bottle and I got knocked out. Being a black man people tend to gang up on me when I get in fights.

It's okay though, because his girlfriend had slipped me her number earlier so I went to her place the next day and fucked her brains out while her BF was distracted posting on some fucking porn site. She gives good head too. I just wish she'd stop complaining that it's "so much bigger than his that it hurts me and stretches me out."
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Best response ever!!