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Aw, Teq that is such sweet pillow talk, I bet she just baught a plane ticket...

hey i try what can i say

damn this coffee is good morning

I got kicked offline lastnight and said fuck it they can live with out me.

Not to mention, Ive been on the fucking anchor for two weeks now..

*needs to go to rum dums boat to help him scrap barnacles off*

Man, these penOs enlargement pills are crap.. No results accept for now I shave twice a day and my shoe size has jumped a full size..

you dummy those are for boob enlargement

Why would I want my boobs enlarged

too have big boobies

i dont know why are you taking the pills

i got a solid 3"and proud of it


hell some women like it that thick

i had a bad nite last nite

Did you call your wife another name

no she like that

like i said i'v been working seven days a week and eleven hours a day for like three month no time off and i am one tired mother fucker

so we got off after working on the forth and we got off Saturday and Sunday whoo hoo cant wait to burn those two days up

anyway i got home around 6:30 last nite and was to tired to do any thing so i went to bed around 9ish

im sleeping real good and some fucker knock on my door and i live out in the country so nobody ever knocks on my door

so i get up and go to the fucking door and god damnit it was my ass just dragging in at midnight

I would whoop my ass if it came home at Midnight bangin around makin all kinds of noise.

i did and know im tired and sore from kicking my own ass last nite it put up a good fight

we only got like five and a 1/4 pages left be for a new spam

'mother in law' has been taken away now