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NG's gammy leg Spamkenstein Spam

Starter: TickLes Posted: 17 years ago Views: 10.2K
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#3745993
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by tequila64

and eric is cool to you because you and him swap nude pics of each other


...and they're glorious!


Much better than the crap you send me:

#3745994
Lvl 13
i told you fucker to never send them to any one else
#3745995
Lvl 16
Dayum, I go away for personal reasons and 3 pages have roled by..

#3745996
Lvl 59
Just buy back the minutes. You got the monies.
#3745997
Lvl 13
he wont he is a tight ass he will just call it a loss three pages he will never get back

and it slowed why down when eric got here
#3745998
Lvl 16
Started wipeing with hundreds cause 10's gave me a rash
#3745999
Lvl 13
it must be the ink not as good of guilty
#3746000
Lvl 16
Nah, I think it's just the larger denomination makes it softer and of a "fuckyoupoorworld" aspect..
#3746001
Lvl 13
i got laid today

ithas been so long i been working 7 days a week and 11 hours a day so i got off early and im off all week end and im going to fuck my brains out this week end aaaaawwwwwwwww

im thinking she will be sore by monday
#3746002
oh well im tired and going to bed
#3746003
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by tequila64




im thinking she will be sore by monday

Why, do you have help coming with you..


Later Xandar
#3746004
Lvl 13
yea im taking a little blue pill so i don,t roll out of bed
#3746005
Lvl 16
In that case, the dog, cat, horse and donkey are gonna be sore also..
#3746006
Lvl 13
no just the pig
#3746007
Lvl 16
Makin bacon, I see
#3746008
Lvl 13
yea she is trained real good just put a bucket of slop in front of her and she is up for any thing
#3746009
Lvl 13
you know there is a trick to fucking a cow


first you have to stump break them

once that is done then you get on the stump
she will back up to you after the training of course
then you give her the meat
then you rap your heels around hers
and then you rap her tail around you like a seat belt
and start riding her good
and when her back starts to hump up and you think your doing her some good you better jump
cause she is fixing to shit all over you

damn i wrote all that with no red lines
#3746010
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by tequila64

i got laid today


Trip to the old pig farm eh?

You scoundrel.
#3746011
Lvl 28
Teh fuck is everyone?
#3746012
Lvl 59
I dunno.

Kind of weak if you ask me.
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