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Originally posted by tequila64

and eric is cool to you because you and him swap nude pics of each other

...and they're glorious!


Much better than the crap you send me:

i told you fucker to never send them to any one else

Dayum, I go away for personal reasons and 3 pages have roled by..

Just buy back the minutes. You got the monies.

he wont he is a tight ass he will just call it a loss three pages he will never get back

and it slowed why down when eric got here

Started wipeing with hundreds cause 10's gave me a rash

it must be the ink not as good of guilty

Nah, I think it's just the larger denomination makes it softer and of a "fuckyoupoorworld" aspect..

i got laid today

ithas been so long i been working 7 days a week and 11 hours a day so i got off early and im off all week end and im going to fuck my brains out this week end aaaaawwwwwwwww

im thinking she will be sore by monday

oh well im tired and going to bed

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Originally posted by tequila64

im thinking she will be sore by monday

Why, do you have help coming with you..


Later Xandar

yea im taking a little blue pill so i don,t roll out of bed

In that case, the dog, cat, horse and donkey are gonna be sore also..

no just the pig

Makin bacon, I see

yea she is trained real good just put a bucket of slop in front of her and she is up for any thing

you know there is a trick to fucking a cow


first you have to stump break them

once that is done then you get on the stump
she will back up to you after the training of course
then you give her the meat
then you rap your heels around hers
and then you rap her tail around you like a seat belt
and start riding her good
and when her back starts to hump up and you think your doing her some good you better jump
cause she is fixing to shit all over you

damn i wrote all that with no red lines

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Originally posted by tequila64

i got laid today

Trip to the old pig farm eh?

You scoundrel.

Teh fuck is everyone?

I dunno.

Kind of weak if you ask me.