New SPAMS can’t triforce.

im eating a small bag of the cold stone creamery (ice cream) flavored jelly belly's and i was just thinking about these new type they have called the BeanBoozled jelly bellys, anyone heard of those?

theyre all of these really disgusting flavors... :P

pencil shavings, toothpaste, barf, moldy cheese, canned dog food, baby wipes, booger, centipede, rotten egg, and skunk spray



thats just wrong

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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penic shavings.....

penis shavings?

ill let you stay the fuck away from my cock.

typo, should have been pencil shavings.


and only you would think of eating cock. not only that but i obviously wouldnt be the one creating such penis shaving jelly beans.... but stay away just the same if you please :P

I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...spread my cheeks and fly away...

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

Um,she was really Japanese. The link did a redirect to Osaka.

What the hell are you talking about, everything on the page says Chinese.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

Sumimasen Kanzen, wasabi zutsuu.

Starting up a band.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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What the hell are you talking about, everything on the page says Chinese.

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OK. OK I forgotted where she lived while I searched for the proper meme for the free candy.

So, like when did our members start thinking that this is attractive to the WBW populace? Did we go from WhatBoysWANT to WeFoundNudePicturesLetUsUploadThemRegardlessOfTheSubject’sAttractiveness?

Its never too late to start being selective about our members!

@Kanzen

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So, like when did our members start thinking that [ Link ] is attractive to the WBW populace? Did we go from WhatBoysWANT to WeFoundNudePicturesLetUsUploadThemRegardlessOfTheSubject’sAttractiveness?

Yeah. I'm seeing more of this in the babe gallery - not a good thing.

We may hafta adjust the pic modding rules. The Fun Forum has upped it's standards now up yours!

Everyone's problem is my fucking problem.

All I wanna do is sit quietly and watch Top Gear...

My brother actually came up and asked me how much scrap metal is worth at the moment. Like, for serious...how the fuck should I know?

Meh. I got my business cards printed up earlier. It's looking pretty cash, if I were a chick I would let me slip me the dick.

But I'm a bit of a slut.

Thank god I'm not a girl...I'd likely be a slut of Kanzen proportions.

Cool, I 'taped' House on my computer with the TV-to-computer cable thing I had but forgot about.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

My brother actually came up and asked me how much scrap metal is worth at the moment. Like, for serious...how the fuck should I know?

Would you happen to know what the hematocrit levels of the average person, offhand, would you?





Also, fuck yeah, sluts.


True News Story of the Day:

The world's shortest person has died. Services will be held tomorrow evening from 7:00 to 7:02.

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Would you happen to know what the hematocrit levels of the average person, offhand, would you?





Also, fuck yeah, sluts.


True News Story of the Day:

The world's shortest person has died. Services will be held tomorrow evening from 7:00 to 7:02.

Poor little bugger.



Sup Dros?

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Thank god I'm not a girl...I'd likely be a slut of Kanzen proportions.

Jeez, three-hundred and twenty-two chicks and a weekend later, I never hear the end of it.

Man, I just hit my knee on the desk and it hurt like hell.


Also, I'm all sweaty and filthy from being at the gym. The cardio machine thing I was on for like an hour had a squeak in it, so every step I took kinda squeaked, and this uppity bitch kept looking back at me as if I was doing it on purpose. I wanted to tell her that no matter how much she works on her body her face still belongs on a milk-carton, but I let it go, because I'm mature.

Pfft, maturity is over rated.

To prove this I wrote a four page resume of hilarious lies and impossible facts. Complete with one of my fresh business cards.

Just as a practical joke to play on some moderately attractive chick I met the other day at Blockbuster.

Fuck maturity brah. Also, last night I ran the treadmill for 45 mins then it just randomly fucking died. Like, stopped working entirely for no reason. I couldn't be fucked to check the breakers so I just started running down the street as fast as I could. I made it about half a kilometer and I was all pumped about how I wasn't even tired, then I remembered I was running downhill. Then I had to run back to my house quickly before a neighbor seen me in my shorts. Unattractive legs are my only weakness, shorts in public are for queers anyway. lol

Man, working out is awesome, I feel better body wise than I have in awhile, and I've almost completely quit drinking pepsi lime..I'm drinking water 90% of the time.

Feels good man.

@Kanzen: Your sexual exploits are legendary. Even my IRL friends called me up and were like "you hear about this Kanzen bro that fucked all those chicks?!" and I was like "saaayyy whhhhat?!" and they were like "totes magotes brah" then we phone highfived about it.

On the resume I listed my middle name as (Danger)....

Oh me.