Nah man...I hate people too.
But, I'm trying to contain my hate...and I plan to unleash it this summer, into wimminz vaginas.
I'm finding I rage too hard. Today I was changing an address, and this dude didn't leave his postal code. Instantly I was going to call him up, and just flat out say "Are you fucking retarded? You submitted a change of address form, and you didn't put a postal code?...That's one of like, the four things you need."
But, then since my dad decided that plan would get me fired, I looked it up on google.
Still, as of today I'm going to be nicer to people, and nicer in general. I think all my working out has been effecting my mood, because I find myself all pumped up a lot now. I beat one of the dogs in a race today down the driveway, and when I got to the end of it I was shit talking the dog.
"What dog, is that all you got...you've got four legs bitch!"
Dogs can't handle how fucking real I am. Where was I?..Oh yeah...I'm trying to be nicer in real life.
I'll save a lot of time not thinking up new combinations for swear words.