Much drinking, much drinking...much.........drinking

Fellas, ladies, fellas, ladies...and most importantly...breasts.

I struggled long and hard in my drunky mind and quickly deteriorating brain cells to search for an actual topic, but am figuring that in lieu of having much of a topic at all, the mods will let this one slide due to my prolonged absence.

In other news, breasts remain awesome.

So let this topic be devoted to drunk stories.

Mine, which is rather easy but quite disturbing: I've forgotten math. I tried to do a simple division equation earlier in my head and came up with an answer that may or may not have been more than 30 off. Hooray for drinking destroying brain cells.

And, per old times:

Dude! Welcome back.

Drinking stories... good topic, but im too tired for it tonight. Have a couple good ones to share.

Where shall I begin?

haha. some things die. for example, old people.

some things never die...like a person's addiction to mu pr0N.

in other drunkie stories...well shit i've been too drunk to remember them. but apparently i'm called the sandman by some people now.

not sure why.

Most of my drunk memories are too fragmented to put into words.

There have been many though. Lots of puking involved.

hello high-guy.

bummer that you are a puker.r i was there one time. as in, one time i puked.

all the rest of the time i had sex with female celebrities and they gave me so much money that other people threw up.

so sorry if i made you puke from my excessive money inheritance.

My motto used to be "If you haven't puked, you haven't drank enough"

my motto is if you remember it in the morning and/or didn't completely pass the fuck out in a random and potentially physically harmful situation, you haven't drank enough.

dude, welcome back

y'know. alcohol brought me here the first time, and it brought me here this time. the last time. this is the last time? the last time was the time after this one? the alcohol brought me the means to be last for this time?

you know what goes well with alcohol? transformers

dude.

yes.

i would give both of your legs to the azerbaijani prince if i could find the link to those posts.

luckily for me they were in the first 20 spam threads which got deleted, cause I'm quite attached to my legs

last time i drank...which was at my friends bucks a few weeks ago....ok i lied, the last time i CANT
remember drinking..i got my butt signed by the waitress...it said sweet cheeks on it....i have a pic to
prove it...a phone pic, but its my ass been signed, cant remember it been done...but it was

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Originally posted by mongolia

luckily for me they were in the first 20 spam threads which got deleted, cause I'm quite attached to my legs

damn!

nice pun by the way.

and by nice pun i mean "if you didn't have legs i would more than likely make fun of you for it."

and by that i mean "i wish i had those transformers pics and captions again." the only one i can remember is the one of the dude with his arms crossed and a stern look on his face. the caption: i'm NOT doing anal, tom.

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Originally posted by ForcedOrgasm

[reply=mongolia]
luckily for me they were in the first 20 spam threads which got deleted, cause I'm quite attached to my legs

damn!

nice pun by the way.

and by nice pun i mean "if you didn't have legs i would more than likely make fun of you for it."

and by that i mean "i wish i had those transformers pics and captions again." the only one i can remember is the one of the dude with his arms crossed and a stern look on his face. the caption: i'm NOT doing anal, tom.
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thanks to alcohol I can be legless when ever I want


those transformer pics and captions were the funniest shit I saw all year

now i feel like posting that pic of mine...anyone objects?

does anyone objects mean that you're asking if anyone here is opposed to seeing your ass? because if that is the question, i think the answer is "yes we object."

except hmfc, he says "i love man ass. send me man ass."

is he still around?

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Originally posted by Latino

now i feel like posting that pic of mine...anyone objects?

yes