I've been doing some serious investigation into a few things around here, and the results I'm about to hit you with are MOST SHOCKING!
Now, I've been a detective for awhile now..and I agree, this is a tough nut to crack, so prepare for razzle dazzle.
First off, let me say that you, Mr.Wood are a hero. You're the kinda guy that stands up, says "fuck you" to logic and reason. You say what needs to be said....over and over and over again. You're a hero to me, and you inspired me to make this thread, hero. Based on these two very heroic threads of herotic heroism:
http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4842296/1/10/What_The_Fuck.html
Boom, that's the thread where our man, Wood isn't taking shit from you pussy, slacker, jerk moderators that are jerks. You gave him possibilities...he gave you THE ONLY answer, a rouge mod. You gave him lemons, he made lemonade, and then turned that lemonade into wine, and then that wine, into gross afro bush pics from the 70s. Coward Honda had to lock it when he couldn't handle how fucking REAL Mr.Wood is. Honda, blinded by a hero of such epic proportions was forced to lock it..IN SHAME. Don't try to deny it Honda, you already look the fool.
http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4843160/1/10/OK_lets_see.html
Completely un-phased by the logical options presented in the previous thread, Mr.Wood ignored it, and decided "patient" like "maximum" is a word that has many, many meanings..including the EXACT opposite of the words meaning.
You thought you had baby in a corner didn't you Honda? WELL HE MADE ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD while you were at the movies seeing Avatar. That's right, I've been following you. CHECK MATE, Fother Mucker.
Now, using advanced hacking techniques, I have worked my way into a mod account, so I could check the logs for myself. RainbowDemon, "afrobush" is a pretty weak password, also, why do you have so many PM's asking young men to come hang out in your basement?
Anywho, I've come for JUST ONE REASON, to expose this site for what it is! To expose the renegade mod I KNOW is responsible for Mr.Woods picture deletion. But first, lets take a ride, and by ride I mean sit here, while I explain to you how I came to my SHOCKING conclusion.
My work began last night when I seen those three asshole moderators you see posting all over the site, trying to solve problems, That Bangles (brahgleshorsecockPHD) Honda and Lindros, trying to help a member find out why his pictures were deleted. They promised to look into it, and by "look into it"..I have it on great authority that ALL they did was discuss it in a eight page office thread, and check multiple logs..bring in the site owner. Pathetic jerks barely even raised an eyebrow.
WHAT NOW MODERATORS?! I'm in your system, reading your threads...CHECKING UP ON YOU! Policing the got damnz police.
I have your attention yet?! I hope so..shit is about to get real.
My second lead came when Mr.Wood himself started accusing a "rogue mod" of deleting his pictures. Little did he know, he hit the nail RIGHT ON THE HEAD. All I can tell you at this point, is it involves two female moderators, one male, and part of the cast of Star Wars. Also, possibly Sarah Palin.
My second tip came when I was logged into Kanzen's account. I noticed he had been discussing literature with another member of the site I will not name. Kanzen, who openly rooted for Brack HUSSIEN!Obama..he was talking about this:
Well slap my ass and take away 50 points from griffindor. The title of the book is as you can see "Going Rogue", since I avoid books written by fucktards who believe the earth is 5000 years old and dinosaur bones are the product of the devil trying to sway our faith in Christ, I'm not sure EXACTLY what it is about. What I have to assume is that it's a training manual, on how to..GO ROGUE!.
I gotcha Kanzen, I got you..or well, I had you..since then I moved on.
I checked the mod deletion logs..
I had to edit this a little, as to not GIVE AWAY MY STUNNING, ROGUEMODTASTIC conclusion. I, greatest detective since Columbo, has got you all pegged. Speaking of pegging...I umm, I was on Screwys account earlier. Dude..seriously. No. Why.
That brought me to screwy..since he's a character, what with his weird, backwards e in his name. What are you trying to hide, backwards e guy?..Your pegging fetish it seems. That completely pales in comparison to the insane amount of dude on dude love porn I found in the dutch crews PM box. You would honestly think they would drown in that much semen..ugh..anyway. THE ROGUE MOD...the most shocking business that has ever been businessed in the history of shocking business.
So, I had ruled out a few things. One, from what I noticed by the times posted by Mr.Wood, and the mod deletion logs, it seems like NO mod could have done it.............................................that's when I realized the second most shocking thing ever...........A CONSPIRACY COVER UP.
That's right mods, you just got jacked, flip it back and rewind the track. I know what happened. I have solved this..are you ready?
There are only two options here, based on the evidence
Now it's time for you, the average member to make your decision, are you ready? I bet you're curious on how starwars fits in, aren't you?!
OPTION THE FIRST:
The Cover up: Honda, Lindros, Bangles, Kanzen..and the rest of the crew are fairly tight knit. They are determined to be one, defensive entity. They exist as a whole, they protect each other. So, one of them snapped, started deleting pictures out of some personal vendetta for no reason. For this possibility to work (which it does)..every single mod, including the coders would have to be on board. That's how they've done it folks...Not only did they all care enough to secretly delete Mr.Woods pics for absolutely no reason, they cared enough, TO COVER IT UP.
OPTION THE SECOND:
The unlikely scenario that was made up by the coward lying moderators:
Jamie (lilrika)..sound familiar?
Fefe...sound familiar?
Zulu...sound familiar? (probably not..he like, does nothing)
Skywalker - Yeah, that's right..LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER.
Yoda - Yeah, pretty serious eh? I know..midget has skills.
Chewbacca - Chew, FUCKING bacca...he was in on this, if you can believe in fucking make believe.
(They want US to believe this shit? Fucking Chewbacca is to blame? Nice try, mods)
What do those characters all have in common? THEY ARE THE NAMES OF THE WBW SERVERS! BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
You want us to believe a server malfunction might have caused this?..Yeah right, Chewbacca did it. You think we're a pack of fucking idiots on this site? FUCKING CHEWBACCA!? Yeah, nice try..maybe next time, make it somewhat believable.
This brings us to the culprit...the man behind it all, the rogue moderator.
The Rogue WBW Mods Identity, Click Here.
I KNOW, that was the man you LEAST expected wasn't it? The only mod that seemed pure, and innocent..the only mod I trusted. It was him. Gotcha sucka.
Tune in for the next episode of Detective Obvious solving the cases THEY don't want solved.
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Now, I've been a detective for awhile now..and I agree, this is a tough nut to crack, so prepare for razzle dazzle.
First off, let me say that you, Mr.Wood are a hero. You're the kinda guy that stands up, says "fuck you" to logic and reason. You say what needs to be said....over and over and over again. You're a hero to me, and you inspired me to make this thread, hero. Based on these two very heroic threads of herotic heroism:
http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4842296/1/10/What_The_Fuck.html
Boom, that's the thread where our man, Wood isn't taking shit from you pussy, slacker, jerk moderators that are jerks. You gave him possibilities...he gave you THE ONLY answer, a rouge mod. You gave him lemons, he made lemonade, and then turned that lemonade into wine, and then that wine, into gross afro bush pics from the 70s. Coward Honda had to lock it when he couldn't handle how fucking REAL Mr.Wood is. Honda, blinded by a hero of such epic proportions was forced to lock it..IN SHAME. Don't try to deny it Honda, you already look the fool.
http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4843160/1/10/OK_lets_see.html
Completely un-phased by the logical options presented in the previous thread, Mr.Wood ignored it, and decided "patient" like "maximum" is a word that has many, many meanings..including the EXACT opposite of the words meaning.
You thought you had baby in a corner didn't you Honda? WELL HE MADE ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD while you were at the movies seeing Avatar. That's right, I've been following you. CHECK MATE, Fother Mucker.
Now, using advanced hacking techniques, I have worked my way into a mod account, so I could check the logs for myself. RainbowDemon, "afrobush" is a pretty weak password, also, why do you have so many PM's asking young men to come hang out in your basement?
Anywho, I've come for JUST ONE REASON, to expose this site for what it is! To expose the renegade mod I KNOW is responsible for Mr.Woods picture deletion. But first, lets take a ride, and by ride I mean sit here, while I explain to you how I came to my SHOCKING conclusion.
My work began last night when I seen those three asshole moderators you see posting all over the site, trying to solve problems, That Bangles (brahgleshorsecockPHD) Honda and Lindros, trying to help a member find out why his pictures were deleted. They promised to look into it, and by "look into it"..I have it on great authority that ALL they did was discuss it in a eight page office thread, and check multiple logs..bring in the site owner. Pathetic jerks barely even raised an eyebrow.
WHAT NOW MODERATORS?! I'm in your system, reading your threads...CHECKING UP ON YOU! Policing the got damnz police.
I have your attention yet?! I hope so..shit is about to get real.
My second lead came when Mr.Wood himself started accusing a "rogue mod" of deleting his pictures. Little did he know, he hit the nail RIGHT ON THE HEAD. All I can tell you at this point, is it involves two female moderators, one male, and part of the cast of Star Wars. Also, possibly Sarah Palin.
My second tip came when I was logged into Kanzen's account. I noticed he had been discussing literature with another member of the site I will not name. Kanzen, who openly rooted for Brack HUSSIEN!Obama..he was talking about this:
Well slap my ass and take away 50 points from griffindor. The title of the book is as you can see "Going Rogue", since I avoid books written by fucktards who believe the earth is 5000 years old and dinosaur bones are the product of the devil trying to sway our faith in Christ, I'm not sure EXACTLY what it is about. What I have to assume is that it's a training manual, on how to..GO ROGUE!.
I gotcha Kanzen, I got you..or well, I had you..since then I moved on.
I checked the mod deletion logs..
I had to edit this a little, as to not GIVE AWAY MY STUNNING, ROGUEMODTASTIC conclusion. I, greatest detective since Columbo, has got you all pegged. Speaking of pegging...I umm, I was on Screwys account earlier. Dude..seriously. No. Why.
That brought me to screwy..since he's a character, what with his weird, backwards e in his name. What are you trying to hide, backwards e guy?..Your pegging fetish it seems. That completely pales in comparison to the insane amount of dude on dude love porn I found in the dutch crews PM box. You would honestly think they would drown in that much semen..ugh..anyway. THE ROGUE MOD...the most shocking business that has ever been businessed in the history of shocking business.
So, I had ruled out a few things. One, from what I noticed by the times posted by Mr.Wood, and the mod deletion logs, it seems like NO mod could have done it.............................................that's when I realized the second most shocking thing ever...........A CONSPIRACY COVER UP.
That's right mods, you just got jacked, flip it back and rewind the track. I know what happened. I have solved this..are you ready?
There are only two options here, based on the evidence
Now it's time for you, the average member to make your decision, are you ready? I bet you're curious on how starwars fits in, aren't you?!
OPTION THE FIRST:
The Cover up: Honda, Lindros, Bangles, Kanzen..and the rest of the crew are fairly tight knit. They are determined to be one, defensive entity. They exist as a whole, they protect each other. So, one of them snapped, started deleting pictures out of some personal vendetta for no reason. For this possibility to work (which it does)..every single mod, including the coders would have to be on board. That's how they've done it folks...Not only did they all care enough to secretly delete Mr.Woods pics for absolutely no reason, they cared enough, TO COVER IT UP.
OPTION THE SECOND:
The unlikely scenario that was made up by the coward lying moderators:
Jamie (lilrika)..sound familiar?
Fefe...sound familiar?
Zulu...sound familiar? (probably not..he like, does nothing)
Skywalker - Yeah, that's right..LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER.
Yoda - Yeah, pretty serious eh? I know..midget has skills.
Chewbacca - Chew, FUCKING bacca...he was in on this, if you can believe in fucking make believe.
(They want US to believe this shit? Fucking Chewbacca is to blame? Nice try, mods)
What do those characters all have in common? THEY ARE THE NAMES OF THE WBW SERVERS! BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
You want us to believe a server malfunction might have caused this?..Yeah right, Chewbacca did it. You think we're a pack of fucking idiots on this site? FUCKING CHEWBACCA!? Yeah, nice try..maybe next time, make it somewhat believable.
This brings us to the culprit...the man behind it all, the rogue moderator.
The Rogue WBW Mods Identity, Click Here.
I KNOW, that was the man you LEAST expected wasn't it? The only mod that seemed pure, and innocent..the only mod I trusted. It was him. Gotcha sucka.
Tune in for the next episode of Detective Obvious solving the cases THEY don't want solved.
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