mr.poop speaks his mind

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

so today i was watching married with children and i was noticing what a nice piece of ass katie segal was. she played peg bundy for all the young folks. my question is this why didnt al bundy want to have sex with her?

I've actually had this discussion with my dad...and we both agree that Peg was actually pretty good looking for an older chick, that used to confuse me too when I was little.

Plus she was fairly awesome in Futurama.

Neither have I, 2001 is the last time. I grew up in Cali

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Thanx J. Maquire

damn im high as fuck
and im listening to the culture club

now im a smart mofo
thank for you wisdom old wise one

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

Posted by Mr.Poop on 09:42 AM 02/10/2009



Posts: 6129 damn im high as fuck
and im listening to the culture club

Notice the time of day here.

Wake and bake much Poop??





Well done my friend.

yeah i love burning one early in the morning im surprised i didnt get slammed about the culture club thing

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

im surprised i didnt get slammed about the culture club thing

It was the drugs... We understand..

Just don't let it happen again.. The culture club thing, I mean.. Smoke all you want.

Poop Poop Poop!!!

^^^holy shit its highguy damn dude i thought you had jumped ship^^^

i didnt know dolphins liked to fuck

I heard dolphins masturbate all the time.
I'm too tired to think out what I have to say about this whole masturbating dolphin thing....anyone else want to take over for me?

dolphins whacking off thats fucking funny

poop im not trying to diss your thread. but you started off really strong railing on everything from stoplights to buying books from charitable organizations but now you just seem to be babbling and rambling.

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Originally posted by joejoedogface

poop im not trying to diss your thread. but you started off really strong railing on everything from stoplights to buying books from charitable organizations but now you just seem to be babbling and rambling.

Maybe he's out of things to speak his mind about...

You should speak your mind dude, what really grinds your gears?

i wasnt aware that i was babbling and rambling but if thats what you got then im sorry for you. rambling i can agree with but not babbling babbling would implie that i wasnt making sense and im pretty sure that. i make sense when i post. a person shouldnt babble it will make you seem crazy or senile or both. i could handle being crazy but not senile crazy you can fix but senile i dont think you can fix besides that i dont think im old enough to be senile.













im sorry what was the question again?

i love my wife but sometimes i catch my eyes wandering there is this woman who works for the same company that i do. who is very attractive and is overly freindly with me i reallllllllllllllly want to nail her. i mean i reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly want to just check into a sleazy motel and just fuck the living shit out of her i want to see if i can make her scream out poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop give it to me hard!

I second

so i sent that chick a text message that said "hows it going" well somehow her boyfreind intercepted that text message and told me if i text messaged her again he was gonna kick my ass ok so i say no problem didnt realise she was taken in another text message ok so im thinking thats the end of that so about 30 minutes ago she sends me a text message saying "she is thinking about me" so heres my question should i pursue this?