mr.poop speaks his mind

wow i just read this whole thread an all i gotta say is Mr.Poop you my good sir Rock!!! And RD buy a damn cellphone chain lol

I'm back. Amsterdam was cool, coffeeshops are pretty good, but I prefer to smoke in the street.

Red light district was ok. Girls are hotter than expected, but never sampled any of their wares.

I wish everyone in London rode around on bicycles

welome back tickles i missed ya how the hell haev ya been................im completely shitfaced
and im prolly not ginna remember typing this

Sounds like Mr. Poop is Mr. Shitfaced..

ha, I hope he has a sore head

nah i didnt get a headache but i did wake up with drunkmouth

?drunkmouth?

drunkmouth=when you drink so much that when you wake up your tounge is plastered to the roof of your mouth and it smells like someone took a crap in your mouth.



ill see you pantysniffers later ive got a bbq going on tommorow and ive gotta go buy steaks and chicken and beer.


peace and chicken grease


poopy

steaks and chicken are marinating sausage is slllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy.
smoking and yours truly mr poop has gotten himself some nice green bud and some cold brewskies

I need a holiday

I want a big breakfast

I also want sex all day long with a busty babe

busty babes kick ass my first babe that had a nice rack.her name was emily she was about 16 years older than me she kinda looked looked like that jerry hall chick.she still calls me from time to time i had coffee with her about 2 months ago.she is a proffeser now and has 2 kids.damn she had a great set of knockers.what a sweet woman.


you know the more i think about it ive had a great life.

I fancy a curry, although I'll probably end up eating some crap instead

I still want some pizza

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza

I hate it when people with no common sense or no technical knowledge whatsoever try and tell my staff what to do.

Some guy advised my assistant to print off a pdf file......scan it back in and email it to him!!!!

I'd kick him the nut-sack

kick his ass tickles i got yo back playa



*bought a snoop dog cd*

He was on the phone, pretty hard to kick someone's ass or nut sack over the phone.

I called him a twat

twat i bet that sounded cool with an english accent!



damn im running out of easy cheese.

see you weirdos later im going to sleep