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I'm hungry.
1400 calories doesn't go far when your BMR is 3600 and you do activities.

Also, howdy folks.

Eat the flesh of your enemies. Gain their power.

Intriguing.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I'm hungry. I don't want turkey.

What can I fix for you? I'm sure there is something around here for you to nibble on

I started watching Kill la Kill...



...for the plot.

<_<
>_>

Uh huh.

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Originally posted by Allen_Bradley

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They are actually . The unfortunate part is that majority of immigrants are of the Arab variety and they are bringing their fucked up religious beliefs with them. Ban the Burka I say.

That doesn't seem very tolerant and canadiany.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I still prefer the canned, cranberry flavored gelatin.

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Originally posted by F1098

The first Wonderbra ?

Canada?

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Originally posted by Davey45

I still prefer the canned, cranberry flavored wonderbra.

Whatever floats your Edmond Fitzgerald.

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Originally posted by Allen_Bradley

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Ban the Wonderbra I say.

I shall challenge you to a duel sir.

The Night a couple kids from WBW almost got Jenna Jameson to quit MFC cam site.

Backstory: Jenna is doing various camming, trying to get tips and such, flashing boobies and vag. Well, okay. So then she says she's going to leave, but has some sort of cam problem in which she doesn't actually turn off the cam. So you can hear some guy in the background. Next thing you see is some shirtless tattooed, goateed choad lying down in her bed, shirtless. So of course we all are like, "OL" in the chat thread.

Then Jenna comes back. AND HILARITY ENSUES.

People you may know have been highlighted:



Alas, she reneged on her word, and did not, in fact, quit MFC.

But it was kind of fun and hilarious while it was happening.

Hater Jesus.

Holy fuck that is hilarious.

Jenna is into incest.

Wincest, obviously.

From the description, I don't think so.

There was some funky cousin lovin going on in that hotel room.

People are still willing to spend money to see Jenna naked? Have they not seen the 8,000,000,000,000 porn movies she's been in?

It's more of the car wreck factor than anything else.

Well if a car had a few hundred thousand miles on it,
and has had about ten thousand different passengers in it,
and the interior is worn to shreds, cushions no longer supple,
and the suspension is droopy,
and the engine is on it's last legs.

I mean it was once a nice, luxurious car, in the early '90s.

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Originally posted by Davey45

People are still willing to spend money to see Jenna naked? Have they not seen the 8,000,000,000,000 porn movies she's been in?

Hey...its not every day that you can get called a fool by a porn legend...that shit normally cost money.

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Originally posted by The Kanman through text

So Honda has given you an eating disorder, like I gave him. Now for you to complete the cycle by giving it to Dros and then from him to me.

*sigh* It sure is a shame that EL is letting all that white pizza and tasty beverages beverages get to him. Looking pretty soft there, won't ever get a Jordache contract looking like that.

Might as well have the full convo:

Bangles: Uh huh. I can loose my fat cheeks.
Kanzen: Yeah, taking your combat knife to your face is just going to make things worse.
Bangles: I ate almost 400 more calories today. But I'm okay with that, cause before I ate buffalo wings, I was only at 800 calories for the day. Lol Also, buffalo wings are fatty as fuck.
Bangles: Hmm...
Kanzen: So Honda has given you an eating disorder, like I gave him. Now for you to complete the cycle by giving it to Dros and then from him to me.
Bangles: Hmm... interesting.
Kanzen: I must be pretty.
Bangles: Indeed.
Bangles: Fatty.
Kanzen: It's just winter weight, that's all. [sweating intensifies.]
Bangles: Suuuure it is. Now I'm not saying you need to lose weight, but I am saying it couldn't hurt to throw up a few times.
Kanzen: [pudding intensifies.]