Moose fighting, the new national sport of Canada, sponsored by Spam

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

What if the woods are haunted?

Aldo happy fake thanksgiving to the Canadians

I'd bet Canadian birds are just as tasty... firm succulent breasts, tender yummy legs and a juicy mouth watering center...

M.

My mouth is watering already. Dibs on the dark meat !

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

Do you guys eat cranberry sauce?

If you do, it'd better be in the jelly form from the can. Nobody likes real berries and shit in their cranberry sauce.

I prefer this:

To this:

Quote:

Originally posted by Davey45

I think I might have asked last year but I don't think I got an answer. Is there a bunch of BS in Canadian Thanksgiving about pilgrims and Indians being BFF and whatnot?

We celebrate Thanksgiving on US Columbus day...which is by all accounts just a fluke. Canadian Thanksgiving goes back to the late 1500's, but was sporadically celebrated until the mid 1800's, and at one time the government set themes for what to be thankful for...for example, after the first world war, we were supposed to be thankful for it ending. It wasn't until sometime in the mid 1950's that Thanksgiving was permanently set to the 2nd Monday in October, which was mostly likely due to wanting to give us a stat holiday and long weekend in October.

Quote:

Originally posted by misschief

...

I'd bet Canadian birds are just as tasty... firm succulent breasts, tender yummy legs and a juicy mouth watering center...

I'm not sure if she's still talking about turkeys.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sugarpie

...

I prefer this: [Image]

To this: [Image]

And that is why your Thanksgiving is crappier than the US version.

Heathen.

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

...

And that is why your Thanksgiving is crappier than the US version.

Heathen.

I really don't like either if I'm completely honest...but when given a choice I prefer the sauce to jelly.

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

...

And that is why your Thanksgiving is crappier than the US version.

Heathen.

Actually we have a lot to be thankful for. No homeland security, no TSA, no Patriot act stealing our freedoms, no demented idiots shooting up schools and theaters on a weekly basis, a government that actually works and is not paid for by millionaires and billionaires, good standing and respect on the world stage, a much lower national debt, higher average incomes, medicare, rich in natural resources, Newfies, safer cities, Clamato juice, and beer with a higher alcohol content which goes well with Clamato juice. And yes we like the cranberry sauce better than the jelly. Also, Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby, Alex Trebeck, Alanis Morisette, Fay Wray, Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Allan Thicke, Micheal J Fox, Leslie Nielson, Eva Evangelista, Steve Nash, The mall of America (owned by Canucks), and yes, even Eric Lindros who gave us our own WBW namesake...EricLindros. Oh, did I mention insulin, the first wonder bra, the flight suit, and the telephone. Now I also have to mention all the engineers who worked for Avro, built the Arrow and then went on to form the core of NASA engineers who first put a man on the moon. Yes we have a lot to be thankful for up here in the great white north so the Canuck version of Thanksgiving ROCKS!!!!!. Happy Columbus day. And that must be a real celebration in Ohio because Columbus never did set foot on North American soil.

Quote:

Originally posted by Allen_Bradley

...
Actually we have a lot to be thankful for. No homeland security, no TSA, no Patriot act stealing our freedoms, no demented idiots shooting up schools and theaters on a weekly basis, a government that actually works and is not paid for by millionaires and billionaires, good standing and respect on the world stage, a much lower national debt, higher average incomes, medicare, rich in natural resources, Newfies, safer cities, Clamato juice, and beer with a higher alcohol content which goes well with Clamato juice. And yes we like the cranberry sauce better than the jelly. Also, Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby, Alex Trebeck, Alanis Morisette, Fay Wray, Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Allan Thicke, Micheal J Fox, Leslie Nielson, Eva Evangelista, Steve Nash, The mall of America (owned by Canucks), and yes, even Eric Lindros who gave us our own WBW namesake...EricLindros. Oh, did I mention insulin, the first wonder bra, the flight suit, and the telephone. Now I also have to mention all the engineers who worked for Avro, built the Arrow and then went on to form the core of NASA engineers who first put a man on the moon. Yes we have a lot to be thankful for up here in the great white north so the Canuck version of Thanksgiving ROCKS!!!!!. Happy Columbus day. And that must be a real celebration in Ohio because Columbus never did set foot on North American soil.

I have to admit I'm a bit drunk so didn't read all that but skimming it looks like you're standing up for Canada so, yay

Quote:

Originally posted by Allen_Bradley

...
Actually we have a lot to be thankful for. No homeland security, no TSA, no Patriot act stealing our freedoms, no demented idiots shooting up schools and theaters on a weekly basis, a government that actually works and is not paid for by millionaires and billionaires, good standing and respect on the world stage, a much lower national debt, higher average incomes, medicare, rich in natural resources, Newfies, safer cities, Clamato juice, and beer with a higher alcohol content which goes well with Clamato juice. And yes we like the cranberry sauce better than the jelly. Also, Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby, Alex Trebeck, Alanis Morisette, Fay Wray, Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Allan Thicke, Micheal J Fox, Leslie Nielson, Eva Evangelista, Steve Nash, The mall of America (owned by Canucks), and yes, even Eric Lindros who gave us our own WBW namesake...EricLindros. Oh, did I mention insulin, the first wonder bra, the flight suit, and the telephone. Now I also have to mention all the engineers who worked for Avro, built the Arrow and then went on to form the core of NASA engineers who first put a man on the moon. Yes we have a lot to be thankful for up here in the great white north so the Canuck version of Thanksgiving ROCKS!!!!!. Happy Columbus day. And that must be a real celebration in Ohio because Columbus never did set foot on North American soil.

Also, the metric system. The world is thankful that you adopted it

Damn. Canada is so awesome. Why aren't millions of people flocking to move there on a yearly basis? Oh yeah.

The first Wonderbra ?

I still prefer the canned, cranberry flavored gelatin.

sometimes you do, sometimes you don't

Quote:

Originally posted by F1098

M.

My mouth is watering already. Dibs on the dark meat !

Well I'll work on the stuffing!

Quote:

Originally posted by Davey45

Damn. Canada is so awesome. Why aren't millions of people flocking to move there on a yearly basis? Oh yeah.

Because they can't handle just how awesome it is...

I'm hungry. I don't want turkey.

Here:

Quote:

Originally posted by Davey45

Damn. Canada is so awesome. Why aren't millions of people flocking to move there on a yearly basis? Oh yeah.

They are actually . The unfortunate part is that majority of immigrants are of the Arab variety and they are bringing their fucked up religious beliefs with them. Ban the Burka I say.