Michael Jackson - Let the Jokes Begin....

It started alot sooner than we thought. We just didnt realize it then...

-=MJ-Pepsi=-

ummmm

Michael jackson has a nose for trouble, and a nose weirdness and a nose for buying children and a nose for every day of the week

ironically the kids safest around michael jackson are his own

have you guys heard of the sandwich from mcdonalds that they are making, the wanna call it the mcjackson, its forty year old meat between ten year old buns

nice one, incubus eye

Link no work.

Quote:

Originally posted by RomeoFoxtrot

Link no work.

heh! they removed it.... wonder why.....

Everyone remembers the "Simpson's" episode where Michael Jackson was animated as a mental patient. Well, the creator of the Simpsons called into the Howard Stern Radio Show and said when they were putting the episode together, Jackson wanted to be in scenes with Bart Simpson or he wouldn't do the episode. So they wrote Jackson in a scene with Bart alone in Bart's tree house, and the "pederas" said OK. Then the show's producers gave Jackson a stuffed Bart Simpson doll, and Jackson started kissing the doll.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Oh let your son go down on me!"

Heh...

Q> Why did MJ run to target?
A> He heard little boy's pants were half off.

Oh man... I was driving my friends car the other day and it's crazy ass. He's got this new CD player called the Xi0n 5 and if you call out a genre it plays that kind of song. (IE- you call out "RocK" and it will play a rock song.) The other day I was driving through my neighborhood and these kids playing with a basketball ran out in front of my car. I screamed out "FUCKING KIDS!" as I slammed on the breaks and Micheal Jackson's Thriller started to play