MegaMillions - What would you do?

FYI, this is what $30,000 worth of tickets look like: http://lockerz.com/s/197122099

They were bought by a handful of poker pros. Those dudes sure like to gamble.

Welp, there are three winning ticket sold so far, guess it will take more time to go through all the numbers to see how many winners there will be in total

And if you won I'll be over to help you spend it

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Originally posted by Assman!

I would buy a chicken the grocery store charges $1.99 for a dozen eggs thats bullshit!

Buy a chicken, house a chicken, water a chicken, feed a chicken, all for about 4 months before it starts to lay, then continue the housing, watering, feeding, and get about 12 eggs every 15 days, one egg at a time, and don't forget you need to clean the chicken shit off the eggs........... then tell me that $1.99 for a dozen clean, cold, packaged eggs isn't the best damn bargain on the planet.

Guys, guys! I won!

But don't worry. I won't spend the $2 in one place.

That's right, I won two bucks.

I bet you're jealous.

Well you should be, because I'm a winner!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Guys, guys! I won!

But don't worry. I won't spend the $2 in one place.

That's right, I won two bucks.

I bet you're jealous.

Well you should be, because I'm a winner!

I woulda split it with you.

Already spent it.

Those people on TV were right, you really blow though your lottery winnings like a champ. I probably should have hired a financial planner to help me manage it.


I bought a Slurpee with it.

Wasteful.

ENJOY THE TRAILER PARK!

One of the people who won one of the big prizes apparently workes at McDonalds.


I also heard something about her jacking the money from her coworkers. Apparently she went in with a bunch of them in a group ticket buying thing, and then she's now all like, "Oh, no, the winning ticket was one I bought for myself later. The ones I bought for our group didn't win."

What a fucking douche..lol

I think I might have to kill a coworker that tried to jack like seven million fuckin' dollars from me or something.

Like, that's really a super troll move. Which makes it a little bit funny, so long as I'm not one of the victims.



http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/04/03/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-lawandlife-idUS22080049820120403

Yeah, I would think making enemies that would hate you with that much passion is a bad idea, especially when you're just starting your new life not getting splashed with hot grease. I mean "oh hey, I just bought a Ferrari" then dude rolls out of the bushes and fucking chokes you the fuck out with a big mac out of spite.

The other thing is that it's all rumor right now, because the lady hasn't had the ticket confirmed.

I think it would also be aswesome if she was just lying to some friends or something and it went national and now she's like, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiittt" and has to go back to work with all those people after admitting that it was a lie.

I think I'm kind of rooting for that.


But yeah, generally not a good idea to basically steal like millions of dollars from like 15 different people. Especially if they totally know your name and whatnot. Because people don't deal with that shit so well.

Yeah, that would be a fantastic outcome. She just shows up.."jk lulz....."

I was kinda hoping Kanzen would win. As long as I could tour his dungeon.

I was kind of hoping I would win.

But also Kanzen.

But if not Kanzen, Casey Anthony. Or Snooki. Just because it would have been HILARIOUS!

This is why our "pool" emails the numbers to all participants prior to the drawing, so if anyone does buy their own, there are no questions. But I think most of us would share it anyway.

If Snooki had won that would have been awesome.

@BMA: Yeah, don't always depend on bros to stay bros when millions are involved.

Yeah, one never knows, but I think they're solid.

A lot of otherwise solid people, I think, might act a lot differently when there's like 60 million dollars on the line.

Money makes people do some crazy shizz.

Exactly, my best friend and I have been friends forever. Throw us in a room with a hot girl and be all "she's leaving with one of you". That dude would throw my ass under a bus all day long.

But yeah, I guess some people might not be awful.