Masturbation

Normally masturbation is considered to be a guy thing. But statistics show that women masturbate just as much as men do, Because of this we want to make an international date to masturbate for peace. Why masturbation? Because that relaxed sensation we all feel right after we masturbate is the key to find the right state of mind to achieve peace worldwide. Masturbation could end wars. Interesting fact is that the countries with the most wars masturbate the least. So we want to set the date: 1st May of every year as the date to Masturbate for Peace. Join the Revolution.

1st May is already taken here. It's "labor day" and nobody is supposed to work. So I guess an handjob is out of question too

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Originally posted by omuh

1st May is already taken here. It's "labor day" and nobody is supposed to work. So I guess an handjob is out of question too

But a handy J would not be self masturbation, although it is more fun

Would a handy J by a girl named Sandy be a Sandy J?