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marines and tampons,a true story

Starter: waywardson Posted: 14 years ago Views: 929
#4306941
Lvl 21
Please read the whole thing........ You'll love it
I am reminded that "God Works in Mysterious Ways "
Tampons (A TRUE STORY)
Tampons to the rescue in Iraq !! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq .

My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them from the ladies auxiliary were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you.
He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a female care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, 'Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him.' I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, he shares it with Marine X.

He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, 'What'd we get this time?'

But my son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who it was supposed to go to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, 'Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!'

One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile. Then of course.......they had those tampons. When he brought this up, my imagination just went running, but he continued.

My son said they had to go on a mission and Marine X wanted the Chap-Stick and lotion for the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items from his care package and got in the Humvee. As luck would have it he grabbed the tampons too, and my son said everyone was teasing him about 'not forgetting his feminine hygiene products.'
He said things went well for a while, then the convoy was ambushed and a Marine was shot. He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was deep. He said they were administering first aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow down, and someone said, 'Hey! Use Marine X's tampons!' My son said they put the tampon in the wound. At this point my son profoundly told Me, 'Mom, did you know that tampons expand?' ('Well.....yeah!'

They successfully slowed the bleeding until the guy got better medical attention. When they went to check on him later, the surgeon told them, 'You guys saved his life. If you hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have bled to death.' My Son said, 'Mom, the tampons sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a Marine's life.'

At this point I asked him, 'Well, what did you do with the rest of the tampons?'
He said, 'Oh, we divided them up and we all have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two for our first aid kit.'

I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of our Marines. I can't believe that something that started out as a mistake then turned into a joke, ended up saving someone's life
#4306942
Lvl 11
who'd have thunk it.
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#4306943
Lvl 18
Sounds fishy at best. He just happened to grab the tampons while goin out on a mission? Not to mention any military personnel, hell even the boy scouts are taught how to stop bleeding with a tourniquet. With all the training they receive and the first aid kits they carry they had nothing better to stop bleeding then a tampon? I have no training whatsoever but a tampon is the last thing I'd go for in a case like this. First, it's not going to apply any pressure at all and it "explanding" isn't going to hold it well enough to stop bleeding as severe as this sounds. The tampon would be totally saturated in seconds and be absolutely useless.

I don't know maybe I'm just jaded because almost every story posted on the internet is bullshit but this one just doesn't sound true at all. Sounds like it was written to encourage people to send care packages and/or to validate that women and "marine moms" are useful.
#4306944
Lvl 23
http://www.snopes.com/military/tampon.asp
#4306945
Lvl 21
yea what he^said
#4306946
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by J-Swiss

Sounds fishy at best. He just happened to grab the tampons while goin out on a mission? Not to mention any military personnel, hell even the boy scouts are taught how to stop bleeding with a tourniquet. With all the training they receive and the first aid kits they carry they had nothing better to stop bleeding then a tampon? I have no training whatsoever but a tampon is the last thing I'd go for in a case like this. First, it's not going to apply any pressure at all and it "explanding" isn't going to hold it well enough to stop bleeding as severe as this sounds. The tampon would be totally saturated in seconds and be absolutely useless.

I don't know maybe I'm just jaded because almost every story posted on the internet is bullshit but this one just doesn't sound true at all. Sounds like it was written to encourage people to send care packages and/or to validate that women and "marine moms" are useful.


Can't apply a tourniquet to a torso, sucka.
#4306947
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Can't apply a tourniquet to a torso, sucka.


Exactly what I was thinking. That's like trying to stop an oil leak by wrapping your car in paper towels.
#4306948
Lvl 19
As a former Marine who served in Vietnam in the sixties, this story made me laugh. Of course its true, anyone who knows Marines would believe this. Being at the tail end of the defense department procurement chain, Marines thru out history have learned to improvise,adapt and overcome. Marines also have a wonderful sense of humor that defies the hell that is war. Back to Nam 66. Well we ate c rationsthen, 12 varieties, never changed, various degrees of edibility. But one stood out above the rest. A horrible concoction called Ham and Limas, refered to by most marines as Ham and Muthafuckas. Even the starving Vietnamese wouldn't touch it, Some bright staff type had designed the large c ration can to be the same diameter as a grenade. The VC would find an empty c ration can, put a grenade in it pull the pin(the can would keep the detonator from engaging) The can, now with grenade was placed in a tree crotch with a trip wire. You hit the wire pulled the grenade from the can, detonator engaged and you were dead or badly wounded. Not a good thing. SOMEBODY, took a grenade apart, removing the detonator mechanism and inserting it into a hole in the top of a can of Ham and Muthas. Wedged in a tree, pin pulled, detonator held by the branch, trip wire set, a young marine tripped it and saw a green thing swing down, he had maybe 3 seconds to live, BANG he was covered with Ham and Muthafuckas and everyone had a great laugh. I reckon Charlie had a sense of humor too. Semper Fi
#4306949
Lvl 28
I remember the wrestling coach from my like...middle school or something would always make the guys bring tampoons for when they fucked up their noses. They had to shove the cooter plugs in and let the blood start to clot. Effective, yet hilarious to catch the shit going down.