Just got ditched when hard...

Damn...girl came over and i could have swore it was gonna end in sex! On the bed and she was on top...turned her over and she wouldnt let me cause no protection...so i thought i was gonna get the hand or at least a blowjob...she leaves me with a hard on after she pulls down my pants and teases me...Damn it sucks and hurts...not emotionally just in the balls thats why i got on here

Buy her one of these:

Sounds like a personal problem...........

wow that sucks.

Yeah i did call her a fuckin tease...she asked if i was mad...wow what a dumbass...sry i dont wanta degrade women...but her she needs a cock where the sun dont shine

bummer dude

i was had some girl dick tease me, and i got a grip on the situation and acted like she didn't do that much to me, ( believe me it took al my acting skills )
after 2 weeks of ignoring her, she was so freaked out she kinda "raped" me

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Originally posted by HDNUT

Sounds like a personel problem...........

Like human resources or something? :P

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Originally posted by creepus

bummer dude

i was had some girl dick tease me, and i got a grip on the situation and acted like she didn't do that much to me, ( believe me it took al my acting skills )
after 2 weeks of ignoring her, she was so freaked out she kinda "raped" me

thats the same exact thing i was gonna do...hopefully it will work

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Originally posted by Punly

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Sounds like a personel problem...........

Like human resources or something? :P
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Yes, I suppose teasing of this nature could be considered " Sexual Harassment "

Damn...I hate blue balls!!!

So what did you learn from this? Perhaps having protection available when you have a girl over? Nah betcha didn't.

Why is this in the Fun Forum

Removed blue balls, bad creepus , bad

Moved to Lounge

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Originally posted by Denney

Damn...I hate blue balls!!!

Get yourself a green Sharpie and paint 'em green.

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[reply=Denney]
Damn...I hate blue balls!!!

Get yourself a green Sharpie and paint 'em green.
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While i was on the computer my wife undid my zip and sarted playin with me, then suddenly she stopped. She wouldnt have sex or keep on with the handjob, just got me hard for a laugh.

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Originally posted by drinnan

While i was on the computer my wife undid my zip and sarted playin with me, then suddenly she stopped. She wouldnt have sex or keep on with the handjob, just got me hard for a laugh.

That's not cool...I just jerk off in the bathroom and when I get ready to cum..I run in and shoot it all over her sleeping face ...she wasn't laughing then

I'v been wanting to do something like that for a while, maybe i'l cum in a cup and pour it on her face, if she woke up she'd probably jab me in the balls.

That's a pretty lousy trick to play. I hate prick teasers. Just tell your mates you fucked her anyway :-)

Well Monday i got a blowjob from her after a movie...and then today i took her home and fucked her...and no i dont use protection bro...shes quite clean

good to see the strategy worked