its just a peice of spam.

Lol sex just makes me want more sex. And I haven't had any for a long time now :/

I do, however, have beer. But eh. Work today.

Ya know jenn, you're making it awfully difficult for me to help you

I know right? -.-

Maybe a single shot of something stronger? Eh. The Internet probably isn't helping lol

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Originally posted by jenngurl23

I know right? -.-

Maybe a single shot of something stronger? Eh. The Internet probably isn't helping lol

Stop every screens (computer, phones, whatever) because that will keep you awake.
Read a book or masturbate.
???
Prosleep

(or you can try blinking for one full minute, that will tire your eyes and help you fall asleep).

Sleeping pills are bad for your health in the long run and also are addictive. So does alcohol, but everyone knows that (drop that beer Demo ! )

Awe well thanks for suggestions haha, maybe ill try one

@ omuh to early for beer right now, only 8AM

@ jenn if you stay up another 24 hours, sleep should be easy by then

I wouldn't make it through work. I still might not if I don't sleep soon

You east coast people are waking up already? Fml

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Originally posted by jenngurl23

I wouldn't make it through work. I still might not if I don't sleep soon

You east coast people are waking up already? Fml

I'm pretty much always up early, 5:30 is my usual time to wake up

I'm a bit more to the east so it's 15:00 here

To many people around here live in the future...

And you guys really need to give me winning lottery numbers so I can become a very wealthy man

*wakes up and wonders what the fuss is all about*

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*wakes up and wonders what the fuss is all about*

It's about winning the lottery to be able to travel in the future with a beer machine and finally find a way to fall asleep.

Or maybe I dreamt that ?

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Originally posted by omuh

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It's about winning the lottery to be able to travel in the future with a beer machine and finally find a way to fall asleep.

Or maybe I dreamt that ?

Yes, this

Lottery ....good ! Travel in the future ? Dunno. Is sex better in the future ?

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Originally posted by F1098

Dunno. Is sex better in the future ?

Not if you've seen the Stallone/Snipes classic "Demolition Man".

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Originally posted by F1098

Dunno. Is sex better in the future ?

I don't know. I never went back in time in USA to compare.

^^^Seems legit

I'd like to see that fat clown Chumly transferred to the Hardcore Pwawn show.

Chumly is awesome, why you wanna be mean to him, that makes me sad