its just a peice of spam.

Jennifer Lawrence was the biggest surprise to me. 2 days apart on the photos. I would not recognize her walking down the street.

But "Stars without False Eyelashes" would have been a better title. Few were actually make-up free. I'm also 99% certain that my house cleaner is Goldie Hawn.

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Jennifer Lawrence was the biggest surprise to me. 2 days apart on the photos. I would not recognize her walking down the street.

But "Stars without False Eyelashes" would have been a better title. Few were actually make-up free. I'm also 99% certain that my house cleaner is Goldie Hawn.

She hasn't worked in years so it wouldn't surprise me.

I just woke up. Like 10 minutes ago.
Productive day so far.

Lucky you. No more than 5 hrs for a week, and less than 3 for three night in a row.

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Lucky you. No more than 5 hrs for a week, and less than 3 for three night in a row.

You're doing it wrong.

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You're doing it wrong.

I feel that

Snow plowing, no sleeping for me either

http://imgur.com/a/qoeXI Awesome

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Awesome

I wonder if she's into the rugged man horse type? Or maybe the non mask wearing lesbian types?

No matter, but one would hope that she has a strap on to match, no ?


whoops...I hit edit instead of quote....carry on.

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No matter, but one would hope that she has a strap on to match, no ?

*looked all over the net for a picture of the aforesaid accessory to no avail *

"I know the size of his cock, and I know the size of my cock."

The absolute most heterosexual way my friend justified ordering Lemondrops as our shots.

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"I know the size of his cock, and I know the size of my cock."

The absolute most heterosexual way my friend justified ordering Lemondrops as our shots.

So...yeah, that's not particularly heterosexual...

Also, I drink girly drinks unabashedly, and I've never had to make mention of my gonads for justification of said drink, which, I think, means I'm more comfortable with my sexuality than is Mr. Cocklooker over there.

If I order a beer do I have to show my penis?? Cuz...you know...that big one won't fit in my purse. :/

Yes, you do. So go out to the car to get your ID and your penis.

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Yes, you do. So go out to the car to get your ID and your penis.

Kinda strange to keep her ID in the car, don't ya think...

Appletini or straight moonshine, makes no difference to me. Just shut up and drink.

Haven't had any moonshine for a while, I miss it