Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

It was either a glove slap or a kick to your balls...but that felt a little grade 3 to me.

2.5 days of fun in the sun and I'm burnt. I don't even think I could feel a slap or a kick.

Katy Perry has good tits.. her singing ability is not that good.. but she is good looking and men like her tight costumes..

Whore fuck ass dammit...

No u!

Fuck, I came in here to mention how much I hate something.

What the fuck tonight, brain.

I don't even know...god damnit.

Honda... says:
whats up misy

Bangledesh@live.com says:
howdy h-dawg
so, we were doing a "ask a question thing"

Honda... says:
and she asked why you have a pornstar cock?
valid question.

Bangledesh@live.com says:
and i had her rate our relationship based upon her others
I beat two of them (both of them have seen her topless) but lose to the handy jay guy.
and yet, somehow, and still am gonna get punnished for her past
lol
and man, i have such a pornstar cock

Honda... says:
ive heard nothing but awesome things

Bangledesh@live.com says:
lol
i like how this concerns me so much
but like, it's all …15 year old stuff

Honda... says:
i know, it's all weird and backward..but i get it honestly lol
I once had a gf that had anal and hated it...worst experience ever.

Bangledesh@live.com says:
"she kissed jeremy in 5th grade?!"

Honda... says:
but man, if that dude slammed you in the pooper, I sure as hell am

Bangledesh@live.com says:


Honda... says:
less a gf, more a...girl i had sex with occasionally when i was like 19
lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
yeah

Honda... says:
so, you seen her topless now

Bangledesh@live.com says:
i mean like, fucking, i could die.
those guy could just get fat.
and one was.
i deserve something
getting shot in the throat so she doesnt
that's worth a nipple.

Honda... says:
totes
wanna see my nipple?

Bangledesh@live.com says:
kinda

Honda... says:
...i'm sorry, my dad is christian and such

Bangledesh@live.com says:
DAMN!
i bet you've shown that bitch to every other fucking person...

Honda... says:
im a cock tease..sorry
lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
whore!

Honda... says:
now you're def not seeing it
lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
haha

Honda... says:
man, your situation is awful

Bangledesh@live.com says:
eh, i love it.

Honda... says:
she sounds kinda bitchy when it comes to this

Bangledesh@live.com says:
5 years of anastasia, and then into like a relationship fit for a 10 year old
5 years?
4?
awhile.
im amazing.

Honda... says:
i probably would like....not date her anymore.
i just think it sounds like..sooooo much work
like, ive done that, the long haul.....the dig in, I'm fucking this girl..nomatter what
totally not worth it

Bangledesh@live.com says:
lol
hmm...

Honda... says:
im being honest
had this determination to lose my virginity to another virgin
it was an epic saga

Bangledesh@live.com says:
i dont even fucking know, my life has been fucked for so long.
lol

Honda... says:
yeah, that happened when I was like 15 lol
so...maybe find a gf that you know...will accept you into her mouth...and not jesus into her heart

Bangledesh@live.com says:

well, she just asked what my stance on porn is

Honda... says:
lie.
trust me.

Bangledesh@live.com says:
…definitely not going to talk about how im the crew manaer of an international porn site.
lol

Honda... says:
that would be a bad idea lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:

yeah

Honda... says:
so, want me to add her, and pretend I'm just some random guy...and ask to see her boobs
or i could pretend to be jesus
then just vid cap it and send it your way

Bangledesh@live.com says:

"can i see your boobs?"
"sure"
then
"bad news brah"
i would flip the fuck out
lol

Honda... says:

"they're pretty meh"...."NOOOOO!!!"

Bangledesh@live.com says:

man, i was thinking just that she showed them
but gawd, if they're bad...
double FUUUUUUUU-

Honda... says:
haha..those massive dark brown nips

Bangledesh@live.com says:
lol

Honda... says:
all flap jackin and such

Bangledesh@live.com says:
ha
awful...

Honda... says:
that would be awful
yeah lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
absolutely

Honda... says:
so, she's online
why not start a group chat
i can tell her why she sucks so bad
lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
bangs gf
2:10
and as a woman, i equate my guy getting off to another woman to cheating on me
yep.
definitely not the time to bring WBW up
lol
or...
"well then damn bitch, give me something!"

Honda... says:
yeah...my gf said that too....if you jerk off to other chicks you might as well be cheating
so what are you supposed to like...do for sex
you dont even get handy jays

Bangledesh@live.com says:
i know right?
she just wants me to…
i dont even know
fucking...
turn into…
i honestly dont know
i got a big dick
that thing needs to be exercised.

Honda... says:
she wants you to be someone that you yourself, if hearing about said person, would make fun of

Bangledesh@live.com says:
it's like a fucking mastiff.
it needs to be let out to play
or else uhh...
it dies
or whatever happens to dogs that get stuck in a room


Honda... says:
so no group chat
id like to meet her

Bangledesh@live.com says:


Honda... says:
lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
"honda and bsng gf entered the group chat"
"y u no sex him!"
*bsng gf leaves*

Honda... says:
"so, speaking of spicy boners....bangles. "
what the hell though
i dont even understand
it's overwhelming me if im being honest

Bangledesh@live.com says:
haha

Honda... says:
like
for reals
you cant fuck her
theres nothing she will do
you can't see her body
why the fuck cant you see her body
it says no sex before marriage
they're just titties
i mean, give me a fucking break
you're a grown man with an epic boner
lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:


Honda... says:
whats she sayin...im curiousness

Bangledesh@live.com says:
porn is being emotionally unfaithful

Honda... says:
lol
giving handy jays is being unfaithful to the bible
she still did it
trollop

Bangledesh@live.com says:
haha
inorite?

Honda... says:
are you trolling me though
like, for realsies...i dont think you would
but this feels like an elaborate troll
like, you wanted one big lulz fest before you left lol

Bangledesh@live.com says:
ha
man, that'd be sweet
i get on the plane and just text you ". fool."

Honda... says:
"she was giving me blowies while typing"

Bangledesh@live.com says:

"SHE NEVER EXISTED!"

Honda... says:
directed my M. Night. Shamylan

Bangledesh@live.com says:
"she was me! i just didnt masturbate!"
"what a twist!"

Honda... says:

Bangledesh@live.com says:
lol
that sucks

Honda... says:
i can't dance...


Bangledesh@live.com says:
and masturbation is wrong

Bangledesh@live.com says:
…so i cant touch myself, but she can throw the handies out?

Honda... says:
whoa

Bangledesh@live.com says:
lol

Honda... says:
back up the lulzwagon
masturbation...itself is entirely wrong?
fuuuuuuuuuuu

Bangledesh@live.com says:
apparently
dude
Honda... says:
this situation for you..sounds kinda like you just teabagged a vice..and are just closing it on yourself slowly

Honda... says:
so you are going to masturbate?...what would jesus do man...wwjd?

Bangledesh@live.com says:
hell yeah im gonna masturbate
she fucking shows tit and gives handyjays to other guys
im gonna fucking work one out every whenever the fuck i want.
that's my trade

Honda... says:
in all seriousness
worst deal ever

Bangledesh@live.com says:
h

Honda... says:
so, you two crazy kids gonna get hitched when you get back?

Bangledesh@live.com says:

apparently we're a 5 out of 10 right now.
so no.
on the relationship scale.

Honda... says:
lol
id would hate to see a 1 out of 10
"we glanced at each other in a grocery store"

Bangledesh@live.com says:
man, my life sucks lol
1 was casual dating on the scale
…that got topless makingout/groping.
you know, for not me
so did 4.

Honda... says:
lol....

Bangledesh@live.com says:
one. i hate porn. it disgusts me.
2:54
two. i don't want to be the stand-in for it.

Honda... says:
dude...porn is awesome
im actually kinda offended by that comment, and want to defend porn to her

Bangledesh@live.com says:
lol

Honda... says:
"where the fuck else are you going to see a womans vagina full of horse cock...the zoo? they already banned me for life."

Bangledesh@live.com says:
i mean, the porn is obviously the stand in for her, damnit
haha
and what you said
i need me some freaky deaky

I hate stuff, like waking up at 5 AM with pain in my teeth

Quote:

Originally posted by Jullexxx

Katy Perry has good tits.. her singing ability is awesome.. And she is good looking and Sugarpie likes her tight costumes..

Fixed.

Wtf....is going on.. Lmao @ Honda & Bangs

I do need me some freaky deaky.

So I've heard..

Everyone needs a bit o' the freaky deaky...

Entertaining read.




But kind of sad.

Like a comedic tragedy. Or maybe a black comedy.



Bangs should tell her that he knew porn before he knew her, so really, pron isn't standing in for her, she's standing in for porn.

Agreed...

Mmmmmmmm, SPAM! So named for the canned conglomeration of chopped pork shoulder meat, ham meat, Mystery Meat, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative.

Ahhhh, the smell of SPAM in the morning. It smells like...being flat broke, busted, tapped dry. But, at least it ain't Scrapple! Thank God!

Quote:

Originally posted by Deucie

Agreed...

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Nice!

I'm missing one of my 13 dollar socks! So I've already got my nut sack!

lol Not really. It kinda makes me mad one of my socks is missing.

Quote:

Originally posted by Bangledesh

Nice!

I'm missing one of my 13 dollar socks! So I've already got my nut sack!

lol Not really. It kinda makes me mad one of my socks is missing.

If its just one sock from a $13 pair, then you're only missing a $6.50 sock. And if you paid $26 for a pair of socks then....well....I don't what to say to that foolishness.

Bangs.. Although I'm tired of that pick up line, Everyone I see that, I laugh!