Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

I know...
I'm also not supposed to get super drunk.
Although, apparently, that's understandable tonight.
OH! I'm gonna go buy beer!

I need some weed.

Bangs I'm not really a big beer drinker, but can you get me a nice bottle of Malbec and I'll be there at
.. hmmm... well I'm not sure, but I'll be there

Wine, huh?
My partner wine preference is for a more fruity, sweet wine. Easier for everyone to drink.
However, I have done a few bottles of Cabernet in my day.

I can't do the fruit stuff.. For that I'll have a cup of juicy juice.
Let me know..

Cool.
ITunes isn't playing any of my shit now...

So, I kind of think some kinds of spam are ok.

Like, if it's the chick herself that's spamming. I seem to think that members would actually enjoy that? Or am I wrong on that? I dunno.


Also, sounds shitty to have someone bossing you around. What good are hot girls if not for alcohol induced fun times?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, sounds shitty to have someone bossing you around. What good are hot girls if not for alcohol induced fun times?

Life sucks.

As for the spam- eh, whatever.

I kinda really want to go to pastie nipple bar and drink and whatnot.

But there is no way that that night ends well for me.

Soo...

I burned the hell out of my left thumb this afternoon. It was all throbbing and painful. Still is, kinda.


THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I burned the hell out of my left thumb this afternoon. It was all throbbing and painful. Still is, kinda.


THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

The weirdest thing about that bar, is that one of the waitresses has her station set up in the restroom.

And so you're all there, with your dick out, and she's standing there topless with jello shots looking at you, trying to make it look like she's not judging just how long you've been standing there.

And so I'm standing there at the urinal like "Yeah... that's right. I do the full blown pants and underwear around the ankles pull down. Kid-style."
And she's like, just hating life. Because, like, really? Gawd damn, her station is in the restroom.

Yeah, I think I might start to hate life if I was one of those ladies.

I mean, the pay is good, but there's a huge asshole-to-nice-guy ratio in those places.



Also, I never heard of a topless chick in the restroom. Because, well, that seems to be asking for trouble.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, I never heard of a topless chick in the restroom. Because, well, that seems to be asking for trouble.

It's a doorless area right in a trafficked area, so shes always visible.

Doorless restroom?



What is this, i don't even.....

We're pretty whichever-coast progressive out here in the mid-west.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

We're pretty whichever-coast progressive out here in the mid-west.

!!!

I'm gonna get pretty fuking drunk tonight,

Soo...

Hooah beer!
Fuck life!
And your father smells of elderberries.

Edit: Fuck being a faithful goddamn motherfucker. It's never gotten me anywhere.

Fuck Year!


Take pictures and post them. Of strippers and stripper-like shenanigans.



Oh, excuse me. Dancers an dancer-like shenanigans.