Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

I'm gonna miss him too

(sad)

I got off of a jury once by just saying I found the lady suing the state to be full of shit, basically. But that was when I was like 19. I kind of wish I could get on one now, after all the things I've read and seen and learned about the justice system. I'd be awesome...like John Cusack in Runaway Jury.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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I have a layout tomorrow, to make sure I don't do what you just said. lol

That would be awesome too.

"Ok, everyone, lay out your shit. We want to make sure everything is good to go"

<Bangles pours out a rucksack full of marshmallows>

Maybe they wouldn't make him go if he had all the marshmallows?

He should wear a dress, too. Like that one guy in M*A*S*H* who always wanted to get kicked out of the unit. Klinger, maybe?

"What Sergent brah...I likes me some marshmallows!"

Fucking madd rebel Bangs. Throw in some gay porn and terrorist propaganda too, just because.....fuck the system amiright?

No terrorist propaganda...they'll send him to Guantanamo...that's way worse than Afghanistan.

Also, the dress thing...that sounds insanely legit.

dubalso, talk about how you hear voices sometimes, even when nobody is around.....but they're always about how much you LOVE AMERICA!

"I mean, I just love America SOO MUCH!...like, I could just...eat a mans face, becuase...of love.

Love of America.


..and eating faces."

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Originally posted by EricLindros

He should wear a dress, too. Like that one guy in M*A*S*H* who always wanted to get kicked out of the unit. Klinger, maybe?

Idk...now that DADT is no longer, this tactic might not fly.

I assumed Klinger was trying to rock the whole "I'm crazy" less the whole "I'm gay"....so, it might. lol

Bangles - When you go to check in, all of a sudden say "wait! This is the US Army? Oh no thank you, I thought it was the Mexican army...I pass."

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Originally posted by Honda_X

"What Sergent brah...I likes me some marshmallows!"

Fucking madd rebel Bangs. Throw in some gay porn and terrorist propaganda too, just because.....fuck the system amiright?

OOH, that's a great idea!

Here's the plan.

Get a shitton of marshmallows. Also get a shitton of toothpicks.

Take said toothpicks and marshmallows and create a big-long Talaban-style beard out of toothpicks and marshmallows, and wear it around the base. If you have time, a marshmallow turbin would top off the ensemble. You would be a hero.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I assumed Klinger was trying to rock the whole "I'm crazy" less the whole "I'm gay"....so, it might. lol

Yeah, pretty sure it was this. Didn't watch it much, but I think he did other crazy-assed stuff too, just to get a dismissal.

"No burritos?....well fuck this shit!"

I think I inadvertently just flashed my neighbor

Idemandpitcures.jpg!

(p.s. - Not of neighbor)

We're like neighbors......of...of the internet?

We like....boobs too. You know?

Too late, I'm dressed-ish now.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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OOH, that's a great idea!

Here's the plan.

Get a shitton of marshmallows. Also get a shitton of toothpicks.

Take said toothpicks and marshmallows and create a big-long Talaban-style beard out of toothpicks and marshmallows, and wear it around the base. If you have time, a marshmallow turbin would top off the ensemble. You would be a hero.

That sounds both hilarious and delicious.

You might get a purple heart.