Is Anyone Else Extremely Fucking Bored?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I think I need a vacation or something.

My sister is in Sacramento right now. That shit ain't fair.

That sounds pretty kickass...what is she doing there?


Yeah, as fucked up as it sounds I could use one too. I think my parents are on the brink of divorce, and they both bitch constantly to me about all sorts of fucking bullshit I don't wanna hear.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Yeah, I've discovered this odd gap in wimminz, it's like once a girl hits 20ish..they start trying to latch onto dudes. Like, everyone my age is getting married and having babies. ..all I'm doing is bumming around in expensive cars with little responsibility.

Try being my age.

When I signed up (well, my sis did it for me, but whatever) for facebook with my real information, not my fake Lindros info, I decided to browse around my high school class to see if I felt like adding people who I haven't talked to and didn't really like when I did.

Sooooo many were married and shit. Some are divorced already. This one chick, who was seriously the hottest chick in school, like model tall, big tits, cute as a fucking puppy dog, etc....everying...HAS FOUR FUCKING KIDS AND THE UGLIEST FUCKING HUSBAND THIS SIDE OF PETE WENTZ.

I think I hate facebook.

Lloyd Dobler is a dick.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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That sounds pretty kickass...what is she doing there?


Yeah, as fucked up as it sounds I could use one too. I think my parents are on the brink of divorce, and they both bitch constantly to me about all sorts of fucking bullshit I don't wanna hear.

She's visiting an aunt who lives there.

My last vacation was to Vegas with my ex (you know, the one who I didn't see her mention whatever on FB the yesterday) after which kinda broke up like 6-8 weeks afterward.

I'm so bored I decided to get my Quicken file up to date. Now that's done and I'm really bored.

I wish I could just tag ugly chicks and not care about STDs or looks.

I'd be plowing through broads like bowling ball through toilet paper.



I just get all focused on things I can't deal with - like a big fucking nose or something, and I just hate it. Like, I want to tell them about it, about how nasty I think it is and how it's so bothersome right up there on their face and they're usually stupid, so they can't even make up for their hideousness with intelligence, not that that's even possible anyway.


I think I'm starting to sound like the books Morgan Freeman was reading when they went into the killer's apartment in Se7en.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Try being my age.

When I signed up (well, my sis did it for me, but whatever) for facebook with my real information, not my fake Lindros info, I decided to browse around my high school class to see if I felt like adding people who I haven't talked to and didn't really like when I did.

Sooooo many were married and shit. Some are divorced already. This one chick, who was seriously the hottest chick in school, like model tall, big tits, cute as a fucking puppy dog, etc....everying...HAS FOUR FUCKING KIDS AND THE UGLIEST FUCKING HUSBAND THIS SIDE OF PETE WENTZ.

I think I hate facebook.

Yeah, that's exactly why I rarely use facebook..it's depressing. I had a friend in highschool named Drew, and he was like, a total ladies man. I seen him on facebook, now he's like some sort of fat hillbilly. Like, he was smart, and funny...now he's just some fat loser because he knocked up the wrong chick, it's like a list of mistakes people are making. Like you said last night though, (I fucking know everyone does this)...when you look up old girlfriends and they're getting married and all sorts of shit.

My friend added everyone he could find from all our yearbooks, which included my first girlfriend. She's so pretty and married...shit is depressing.

I figured it would be easier for you, since you're a little older and in college..I mean, some highschool chicks like me becuase I'm a little older, and I just turned 22.

Although I guess the age gap would be a pain in the ass for you, I'm sure you dating an 18 year old would be like talking to a helmet wearing retard, like seriously fucking annoying during the moments in which your genitals aren't exposed.

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Originally posted by ArtieLange

I'm so bored I decided to get my Quicken file up to date. Now that's done and I'm really bored.

That sounds really, really boring...welcome to our club..



@Lindros: Yeah, my friends all give me shit about not having more girlfirends and shit...but something always fucks everything up, plus it's kinda hard to just flat out as a chick if she's rocking the clap.

It's usually little things with me and women, I can get over minor physical things, if I'm into their personality, like if they're awesome. But then every time you think you're with a super nice girl, it turns out she's racist, or was raped..or all sorts of shit that has emotionally fucked her up. Then you go after girls who are just trophies...and they're unbearable to talk to, shallow..and I always feel like a bank.

Shit sucks.

To be honest, I don't even care as much about personality as I do looks. Yea, yeah, that's horrbile, but I can deal with an 18 year old who's goofy more than I can deal with a frump-bag who's got a ton in common with me. Obviously if the second one was really hot, taht'd be the better choice, but that just doesn't seem to be the way things work.

So, there are some potentials...and the're not all 18...some of them are even like 22-23

I've gone on dates with 3 girls who have been raped. Like, prior to our dates. Like, what are the odds of that shit?! And who the fuck is out there putting their dicks in places they dont' belong?! That's some bullshit.

And yes, all three of those chicks were fucked up in the gourd. Which, honestly, isn't as much of a dealbreaker as you'd assume. I'm kind of partial to reclamation projects. Not smart, i know, but it's just kind of how I roll. for some sick reason.

I have this idea that women who come from fucked up backgrounds in some way generally end up super hot and socially unadjusted with a tad of crazy thorwn in there for good mearue

I dunno, I'm not talking about fugly wimminz..if you had to brake it down to like an x/10..I would take a 7 I had tons in common with, rather than an 8.5 that was just a show piece. It's nice to have a girlfriend that actually has something in common with you...

Or like..


But like I said....lately shit sucks anyway, and everyone is emotionally fucked, too busy or just lame.

I'm wising I could screenshot my eyes right now. and then, at the same time, take a screen shot of my computer screen and then compare the difference betweeen whtat I was saying and what I was actually saying,

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I've gone on dates with 3 girls who have been raped. Like, prior to our dates. Like, what are the odds of that shit?! And who the fuck is out there putting their dicks in places they dont' belong?! That's some bullshit.

And yes, all three of those chicks were fucked up in the gourd. Which, honestly, isn't as much of a dealbreaker as you'd assume. I'm kind of partial to reclamation projects. Not smart, i know, but it's just kind of how I roll. for some sick reason.

I have this idea that women who come from fucked up backgrounds in some way generally end up super hot and socially unadjusted with a tad of crazy thorwn in there for good mearue

That is fucking crazy dude..3..

Yeah, I like a girl with a bit of issues, or shit would just be boring. But I had one girl tell me her uncle used to molest her...and I had the impression that if we ever did have sex...she would start crying or something, and that would just freak me out.

I wonder if anyone in a relationship is like...completely happy and satisfied. Like, is that doable...can I meet a girl and just love her and be happy, and be totally happy with the way she looks and acts, and she feels the same? Like, does that happen?..Because I always get the impression 95% of people are just faking it for the sex. Like I usually do.

well i dont know if its the same with you as it is with me, but it doesnt seem to matter personalities, because i think poeple have base personality traits that are generally the same, and that's the backbone of how they will intereact. Meaning, there are people who will act in ways that I hate and there are people who will acti in ways I like. Obviously here are far more of the firsts but, the seconds are who I want. I think.

I guess my probelm is that I don't "settle" for 2nd best, IMO.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I'm wising I could screenshot my eyes right now. and then, at the same time, take a screen shot of my computer screen and then compare the difference betweeen whtat I was saying and what I was actually saying,

Mail me some of your sleeping pills god damnit...

Now I'm researching the Congressional Black Caucus's trip to Cuba. Boy the Castro brothers saw them coming and turned them into useful tools of the communist regimes propaganda machine.

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By the way have you seen the Hydroxycut commercials? Those chicks that lost a ton of weight are extremely hot, I'm suspect of the whole damn campaign. I smell some Photoshop work being done by the ad agency.
http://www.hydroxycut.com/

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I guess my probelm is that I don't "settle" for 2nd best, IMO.

I've always thought that was weird, how a lot of people just settle. Like those twenty-somethings you see in the city, pushing strollers and looking miserable...like, have you realllllllly found someone you love enough to start a family with, or have you just settled becuase you're afraid of being alone..

I wonder this kinda shit a lot when I people watch at the mall...Like, do people stop looking for the perfect person for them at some point, and just settle for someone they don't completely dislike? I don't understand it, and if I'm wrong, and they are all happy and having great times....then why the hell is it so easy for them.

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Originally posted by ArtieLange

By the way have you seen the Hydroxycut commercials? Those chicks that lost a ton of weight are extremely hot, I'm suspect of the whole damn campaign. I smell some Photoshop work being done by the ad agency.
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Yeah, most of that is bullshit. Sometimes it's actually the same models, but they quit working out for a bit...and really stick their guts out and shit, and then hit the gym hardcore and look awesome for the after photos...there is no easy way to get into shape...other than steroids I suppose..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

110% of people are just faking it for the sex. Like I usually do.

At somehow, this all falls apart because we pretend to think it's more than it is.