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Implants...Fuck em or Suck em.

Starter: KJMDrum Posted: 15 years ago Views: 8.1K
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#4288009
Lvl 15
Quote:
Originally posted by ixxius

For example, my ex-gf had a friend of hers that had the most amazing tits I've ever seen. She and my ex would walk around the condo topless after we'd all been out on the town drinking, etc. and I always loved having her over. A perfectly symmetrical set of large, full, round Ds. Perfect nipples that weren't stretched out and sloppy. Nice skin tone. Hung just the right way. Just all around amazing tits.

Except having the best set of cans I'd ever seen wasn't good enough for this chick. She didn't like the "stretch marks" her titties had on the top and how her tits had a natural hang to them. The stretch marks were the same ones every hot as balls chick with great natural tits gets and they were hardly noticeable. Yet this gal just HAD to get implants.


After a couple years, Newton laws would start to act and she would shoot for gettin some work done on them!
Gravity never fails.
Except on fake boobs.
<3 Fake Boobs
Jesus loves fake boobs
I agree with Jesus

Fake boobs FTW
#4288010
Lvl 13
The question, for me, is totally irrelevant. Putting aside things like breast re-construction following cancer or, say, severe burns, boob jobs - and, indeed, any cosmetic surgery - is about appearances. The question then is not whether « fake » breasts are inherently good or bad, but whether they appear attractive.

It must be said that some implants look good, and some do not - just like some natural breasts look good, and some do not. It's a case by case basis.
#4288011
Lvl 5
Quote:
Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Hate 'em!!





same here
#4288012
Lvl 5
I dont care for breast implants at all. Dont like the feel, the look, or the advertisement that they give(most women that get implants have fake personalities and are completely rude). I do however understand those women that have breast cancer or something else catastrophic happens to them that they HAVE to get implants. I dated a couple girls that were complete airheads, but had huge fake tits....good fucks, shitty convo, and both sets of tits felt like I was holding onto rocks! I say piss on implants unless absolutely needed.
#4288013
Lvl 4
I hate them. but If the girl is flat then I understand why she'd want implants. that's the only reason why I'd condone it....that and of course for reasons of breast cancer..and of course getting surgery to remove that disgusting oversized areola.(apparently a spelling mistake) that covers over 50% of the breast.
#4288014
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by KJMDrum

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Nah, fake is having anything other than nature gave you. I think most would agree with me on this,but who knows? Like I said I dont have a problem with " enhanced breasts" if they look natural. The problem lies in most "boobjobs" are either low budget resulting in Franken-tits or the woman has lost her mind(IMO) and gotten ridiculously porportioned tits...( triple D cups or wherever the cup sizing goes beyond that point on a 98 pound frame is just to much for me or even if the areola is disporpotionate to the size of the implant ( small nips on watermelon tits). Those are just my personal tastes on the matter....


Hmmm...then by that logic, any woman who wears makeup or uses any kind of beauty product is fake. How about hair dye? I'd venture to say only 1 in 100 girls out there have absolutely no added color in their hair. I'm not ribbing you though. I agree w/ the rest of your post. and +1 for the good thread.
#4288015
Lvl 6
these are some nice fake titties and i've been fuckin em for about a week now, and i sure don't mind doing it! but at the same time i'm not a big fan of fake tits. i like them nice and real and healthy
#4288016
Lvl 15
Quote:
Originally posted by uhvwonguy

these are some nice fake titties and i've been fuckin em for about a week now, and i sure don't mind doing it! but at the same time i'm not a big fan of fake tits. i like them nice and real and healthy



Motorboat the shit outta those!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
#4288017
Lvl 11
I'm not really a fan of them, but some can be nice.
#4288018
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by Pokerman

FAKE?? I don't think that there is such of thing as fake boobs!! Read why.

Just think about this, all implants regardless of what kind of work it is, will be underneath the skin of a real woman. implants are just enhancements of their beauty and self confidence.

If you speak to any woman regarding her implants I can assure you that 99% of them will say they love them, even though you are thinking that it does not help her figure.

Women put implants for a number of reasons, repair baby damage or a little bit more just to make it fun or probably for that bit of self confidence.

I have felt nice implants, that you would have to know that they are implants to notice, others that are way too hard, others that are just floating loose inside because the tissue was damaged.

The Final thought just not to get going for ages, please guys "If you got food served, eat it, and find the good of it" If it happens that you get a pair of implants, treat them with RESPECT and give them all the attention that few thousand bucks will deserve and share the pride that a woman is giving you.

There are NOT FAKES, they real... much more that the expensive t-shirt that you bought to impress, would you like someone to come and criticize the $200 worth shirt?... I thought so.
I think this is only one normal post here!!!What is meaning of fake?That girls and women already HAD their tits,they only made them bigger and maybe more beautiful!!!It is stupid to say,but by-pass isn't natural!!!
#4288019
Lvl 19
Quote:
Originally posted by davey45

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Hmmm...then by that logic, any woman who wears makeup or uses any kind of beauty product is fake. How about hair dye? I'd venture to say only 1 in 100 girls out there have absolutely no added color in their hair. I'm not ribbing you though. I agree w/ the rest of your post. and +1 for the good thread.






no, your right. And a bad makeup job can mess up a girl too,same with hair... YaDa, Yada. i was just making a point that just because a woman retains her flesh ,her breast are no longer real as the tissue has been replaced...you get my drift. Like i said i have no problem with boobjobs if their done right. Hell, I thank whoever invented makeup for women....some of em need it more than others.
#4288020
Lvl 6
I guess there there are differences between implants. The only ones I've tried (to touch) are the ones my ex had. I met her after she got them, but supposedly she didn't have anything in that region before she took the implants. No one could see that she had them because the size wasn't exaggerated in any way.

Lately I've tried out some real ones, being used to implants for three years and then go back no normal ones I have to say that mother nature wins. Implants are just not soft enough for me
#4288021
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by ixxius

Sorry, but there's nothing better than laying a chick over on the bed, having her raise her hips up, and then going to town on her while her titties wave/bounce back up to her face.

Implants ruin the natural motion, feel, and look of tits. If you're a mother of four who has eggs hanging off a nail because your kids sucked everything out, then by ALL MEANS go get some implants. However, the large majority of chicks that get them don't need them and they looked better BEFORE they got them.


/rant off

I hate the fact that you get no bounce or sway to them I like watching a girl in a nice low-cut dress with no bra. When they walk the breast jiggle or sway and thats exciting.
An ex had implants. I saw pics (dressed) of her before the surgery and she did have this little boy kind of chest. She went up to a 32C before I met her. They had settled and one pointed straight ahead and the other was pointed downward ('(.) . So kinda a turnoff. She did look hot in sweaters and tight outfits though.
To each his own, but for me I like the naturals.
#4288022
Lvl 15
i prefer natural but if you have to "make do" with a set of bolt on titties remember suck them first and then fuck them cause i am not sure the reverse of that isnt just wrong
#4288023
Lvl 8
I'm supprised more people haven't chimed in here. It seems like every pic of a girl with fake boobs in the gallery has some implant-hater telling everyone how bad she looks with fake tits. I mean, I don't tell comment on all the flat chested girl pictures telling them to buy a rack. Why do people have to hate on every pic of a girl with fakers?
#4288024
Lvl 6
My only take on this is that I lived in SE Florida for a few years and it seemed like every female over the age of 10 wanted fake tits and ass. It really just got so old after a while. Every other woman wanted you to see and feel them to see how "real" they were. They are not real and never will be no matter how much you wish them to be or how many suck ups tell you they are. I dated a nurse that had them done before I met her. She said she had them done so that she would "feel better about herself". Really? She spent 5K on them and they felt like lopsided potatoes. and lets not talk about the scars. How about you just be happy that you wake up every day and you're healthy? I understand about the cancer survivor need and I'm all for it. But I've still seen many women who refused to go that route because they are just happy to be alive and plastic fun bags hanging off their chests are not gonna make them feel any happier. Just another indictment of our generation I suppose. Rant over.
#4288025
Lvl 19
Quote:
Originally posted by Pokerman

FAKE?? I don't think that there is such of thing as fake boobs!! Read why.

Just think about this, all implants regardless of what kind of work it is, will be underneath the skin of a real woman. implants are just enhancements of their beauty and self confidence.

If you speak to any woman regarding her implants I can assure you that 99% of them will say they love them, even though you are thinking that it does not help her figure.

Women put implants for a number of reasons, repair baby damage or a little bit more just to make it fun or probably for that bit of self confidence.

I have felt nice implants, that you would have to know that they are implants to notice, others that are way too hard, others that are just floating loose inside because the tissue was damaged.

The Final thought just not to get going for ages, please guys "If you got food served, eat it, and find the good of it" If it happens that you get a pair of implants, treat them with RESPECT and give them all the attention that few thousand bucks will deserve and share the pride that a woman is giving you.

There are NOT FAKES, they real... much more that the expensive t-shirt that you bought to impress, would you like someone to come and criticize the $200 worth shirt?... I thought so.


Quote:
Originally posted by shonne

...I think this is only one normal post here!!!What is meaning of fake?That girls and women already HAD their tits,they only made them bigger and maybe more beautiful!!!It is stupid to say, but by-pass isn't natural!!!


I totally agree.... If someone gets braces for their teeth are they then fake teeth? If you repair a birth defect on any part of a body is it a fake part from then on? If a nose is worked on by a plastic surgeon, is it now a fake nose. No... just modified or enhanced. There are really nice natural breast and really nice enhance breast. And some awful looking ones on both as well..
#4288026
Lvl 28
I would be lying if I said I didn't miss my wife's absolutely perfect 36 full C/small D's. They were to die for. Perfectly round, small center nipple, no banana/pointy/ weird shit, just the perfect tit.

But three kids, and we got some serious DD's that are hanging a little loose. She looks great in some clothes, but can't find the bra to lift them right in a low cut style.

I've been tempted to suggest, but figured I best keep my mouth shut. Every once in a while she will lament about her boobs. I just reach out, cup them in my hands and tell her how much I still like them (while remembering the perfection they once were).

I don't like those that look fake, but if she ever says she wants to get them back in their proper place, I think I'll drive her to the surgeon that day.
#4288027
Lvl 14
The truth be told, the mast majority of breasts -- natural and store-bought -- look better clothed than naked, especially for any woman over the age of 25. Large implants rarely look anything but bulgy and poky, and hang like a baseball stuffed into a sock. The smart girls who were born without chests get only a slight enhancement. Look at any plastic surgeon's before and after photos on the internet, and you'll agree.
#4288028
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Knobstock

The truth be told, the mast majority of breasts -- natural and store-bought -- look better clothed than naked, especially for any woman over the age of 25.

Exactly..small ones look kinda strange, and by that age, my preferred bigger beasts have seen better days..since by age 25..women are 140 in "hotness years".

I really hate when you realize a girl has been wearing a pushup or waterbra..I'm always all "awwe"..it's like if hey said your car had 500HP..and then it ends up having 150HP. Being a victim of false advertising is lame.
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