Implants...Fuck em or Suck em.

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Originally posted by brownell

Function over flash

You ol motorboatin son of a bitch.

MY WIFE HAD HER'S DONE IN '85 AND THEY ARE GREAT - NOT HARD AND VERY NATURAL THE SECRET IS THAT THE IMPLANT WENT UNDER THE CHEST MUSCLE AS OPPOSED TO UNDER THE FAT PAD COVERING THE BREAST. SHE GOT SIZE BUT NO SCAR TISSUE THAT CAN BE FELT-- ITS MORE EXPENSIVE TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY BUT WELL WORTH IT SHE HAS THE CHEST OF A 25 YEAR OL AND SHE IS 56 SIZE APPROPRIATE IS IMPORTANT

I love big natural tits, but if a chick has an A cup, Id rather her have a fake C than a real A cup

I luv em as long as they are not too giant compared to the chicks frame and arent crooked or covered in scars.

I though you were more of an assman.

Sooo...we like em real but not pancake titties. We dont like Franken-tits. And we all recognize that there are instances when Inflation is a necessary evil (i.e. flat chested women). I've never dated a girl with plasti- cans but I did get a mouthful of a strippers one night and I have to tell you they tasted real to me! As well as they were porportionate to her body size( she bought a fine pair of 36 C's). One poster claimed he felt a pair that were rock hard. Have to wonder if she was pushing the limits on silicone or if it was another side effect of a substandard surgery? This is going well...over 25 posts and nobody has gotten into an arguement...

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Originally posted by KJMDrum

This is going well...over 25 posts and nobody has gotten into an arguement...

Maybe that's because you have a gay face.




It's a pretty solid thread dude...good work.

I have a theory/general rule that any women with fake tits will take it up the ass. Quite fun having that in mind whenever you meet one

Proportion and a nice job (either man-made or man-helped) is much more important then size, fake or natural.

Nice fake tits is much better then bad naturals.

Sorry, but there's nothing better than laying a chick over on the bed, having her raise her hips up, and then going to town on her while her titties wave/bounce back up to her face.

Implants ruin the natural motion, feel, and look of tits. If you're a mother of four who has eggs hanging off a nail because your kids sucked everything out, then by ALL MEANS go get some implants. However, the large majority of chicks that get them don't need them and they looked better BEFORE they got them.

For example, my ex-gf had a friend of hers that had the most amazing tits I've ever seen. She and my ex would walk around the condo topless after we'd all been out on the town drinking, etc. and I always loved having her over. A perfectly symmetrical set of large, full, round Ds. Perfect nipples that weren't stretched out and sloppy. Nice skin tone. Hung just the right way. Just all around amazing tits.

Except having the best set of cans I'd ever seen wasn't good enough for this chick. She didn't like the "stretch marks" her titties had on the top and how her tits had a natural hang to them. The stretch marks were the same ones every hot as balls chick with great natural tits gets and they were hardly noticeable. Yet this gal just HAD to get implants.

Needless to say, she went to some shit doctor who cut the bottom of her tits open to put the implants in. He stuck in some massive bags and now this chicks tits (which were large for her frame already) went to clownish proportions. Now in every picture she's in you can't help but stare at her boobs because they completely dominate the picture. She got huge scars up underneath her tits now and they're both rock fucking hard.

Of course, that's not the worst part for her. She's 23 or 24 I think. Within 3-5 years, those shitty implants are probably going to do like 95% of implants out there and get capsular contraction. Also known as "whoopie cushion tits." So she'll have huge scars on her boobs, they'll be rock hard, and they'll have waves rippling out from the sides. And she'll NEVER have those gorgeous natural tits she did before. Even if another doctor comes in and takes the implants out or gives her a better set, she's always going to look worse.

Implants are sick on the large majority of women. They should be restricted to women with saggy pancake boobs and no one else.

/rant off

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Natural breasts are dandy.

Implants ruin breasts like 99% of the time.

But, that 1% is crazy attractive on certain body types.

cool story bro

i go for natural!!

FAKE?? I don't think that there is such of thing as fake boobs!! Read why.

Just think about this, all implants regardless of what kind of work it is, will be underneath the skin of a real woman. implants are just enhancements of their beauty and self confidence.

If you speak to any woman regarding her implants I can assure you that 99% of them will say they love them, even though you are thinking that it does not help her figure.

Women put implants for a number of reasons, repair baby damage or a little bit more just to make it fun or probably for that bit of self confidence.

I have felt nice implants, that you would have to know that they are implants to notice, others that are way too hard, others that are just floating loose inside because the tissue was damaged.

The Final thought just not to get going for ages, please guys "If you got food served, eat it, and find the good of it" If it happens that you get a pair of implants, treat them with RESPECT and give them all the attention that few thousand bucks will deserve and share the pride that a woman is giving you.

There are NOT FAKES, they real... much more that the expensive t-shirt that you bought to impress, would you like someone to come and criticize the $200 worth shirt?... I thought so.

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Originally posted by Muad-Dib

i go for natural!!

Surprise surprise..you huge bush loving crazy guy. lol

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Surprise surprise..you huge bush loving crazy guy. lol

Fake tits suck

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Originally posted by Pokerman

There are NOT FAKES, they real... much more that the expensive t-shirt that you bought to impress, would you like someone to come and criticize the $200 worth shirt?... I thought so.

If I go out and buy a hideously ugly $200 shirt I hope somebody tells me it's hideously ugly cause I don't want to be walkin around in an ugly shirt even if it cost $200. The problem with that comparison though is that I can throw my $200 shirt in the trash and get a new one. Once you've gone and gotten a bad boob job there is no going back, no fixing it and no hope at ever looking good naked.

I don't get the "they're not fake" arguement either. Yeah the skin above them is real but the giant silicone/saline water balloons underneath aren't the least bit organic.

Natural all the way!
Implants

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Originally posted by Pokerman

FAKE?? I don't think that there is such of thing as fake boobs!! Read why.

Just think about this, all implants regardless of what kind of work it is, will be underneath the skin of a real woman. implants are just enhancements of their beauty and self confidence.

If you speak to any woman regarding her implants I can assure you that 99% of them will say they love them, even though you are thinking that it does not help her figure.

Women put implants for a number of reasons, repair baby damage or a little bit more just to make it fun or probably for that bit of self confidence.

I have felt nice implants, that you would have to know that they are implants to notice, others that are way too hard, others that are just floating loose inside because the tissue was damaged.

The Final thought just not to get going for ages, please guys "If you got food served, eat it, and find the good of it" If it happens that you get a pair of implants, treat them with RESPECT and give them all the attention that few thousand bucks will deserve and share the pride that a woman is giving you.

There are NOT FAKES, they real... much more that the expensive t-shirt that you bought to impress, would you like someone to come and criticize the $200 worth shirt?... I thought so.

Nah, fake is having anything other than nature gave you. I think most would agree with me on this,but who knows? Like I said I dont have a problem with " enhanced breasts" if they look natural. The problem lies in most "boobjobs" are either low budget resulting in Franken-tits or the woman has lost her mind(IMO) and gotten ridiculously porportioned tits...( triple D cups or wherever the cup sizing goes beyond that point on a 98 pound frame is just to much for me or even if the areola is disporpotionate to the size of the implant ( small nips on watermelon tits). Those are just my personal tastes on the matter....