I'm Sorry For......

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Originally posted by Dr_Feel

[reply=rocknthefreewor]
I am sorry that America gave the world Dr Phil.

(waits for Dr Phil to show up and defend himself)

How dare you! I am sorry for being the minion at the feet of our Dark Lord OPRAH.
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Seems like a poor choice of words calling her the "dark" Lord

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Originally posted by mistral

SORRY!!!

Im sorry to the world.... for creating the wonderful voices of The Simpson Sister

I back Mistral up on that one, it was a big mistake on our part!

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Originally posted by Watty

dont ya like pepperami?

Yeh, sometimes.
Not when their dress like that!

I am sorry for Kayne West...absolute no talent idiot...go back to high school

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Originally posted by echelon_p

Yeh, sometimes.
Not when their dress like that!

I can see how it would put you off

I thought i'd be the first english person to post ans say sorry for giving birth to the civilised world, sorry for being defeated by the germans in 1066 but returned the arse kicking twice a thousand years later! sorry for discovering america and then fighting over it! and most importantly sorry for all the shit that my little country has produced! (quite possibly too much to list)

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Originally posted by FaShizzle

[reply=Dr_Feel]
[reply=rocknthefreewor]
I am sorry that America gave the world Dr Phil.

(waits for Dr Phil to show up and defend himself)

How dare you! I am sorry for being the minion at the feet of our Dark Lord OPRAH.
[/reply]

Seems like a poor choice of words calling her the "dark" Lord
[/reply]

celine dion sucks ass- thanks for recognizin.

as an american-sorry for vanilla ice and OpraH (as stated before)

Sorry world.

I'm sorry for Steve Irwin, the crocodile dundee movies, russell crowe (even though he's from nz we still get blamed for his shit).

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Originally posted by mongolia

I'm sorry for Steve Irwin, the crocodile dundee movies, russell crowe (even though he's from nz we still get blamed for his shit).

dont forget Fosters...


We're REALLY sorry for fosters!!

ya not fooling anyone

we're sorry for that? I thought they liked it

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Originally posted by mongolia

we're sorry for that? I thought they liked it

thats true...

enjoy it...suckers!!


who am i supposed to be fooling watty?

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Originally posted by jaysurfer

I thought i'd be the first english person to post ans say sorry for giving birth to the civilised world, sorry for being defeated by the germans in 1066 but returned the arse kicking twice a thousand years later! sorry for discovering america and then fighting over it! and most importantly sorry for all the shit that my little country has produced! (quite possibly too much to list)

1. We didn't give birth to the civilised world - we just nurtured the brute and gave it Earl Grey tea...
2. In 1066 we were beaten by the French (the ultimate humiliation) not the Germans...
3. The English didn't discover America (but we are still sorry for it...)

I will apologise for: Sharon Osborne, the War of 1812 (sorry we didn't win - worst no-score draw ever!), and the Boy Scout Movement...

Oh, and Birmingham... (waits for Watty to explode)

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Originally posted by Latino

who am i supposed to be fooling watty?

i dont know, i have no time to think of an answer, im busy busy busy

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Originally posted by samilong

Oh, and Birmingham... (waits for Watty to explode)

say what ya like about Birmingham mate, im NOT A BRUMMIE!!!!

i live in Dudley... Please do not call me a Brummie we sound nothing, and act nothing like em.

Im sorry for Gasolin

Sorry for Watty, Echelon and Samilong!!

For a america we're sorry for Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and all the other clones that think they can sing and be pop stars.
We're really sorry for Tom Cruise (except for risky buisness for showing us the lovely Rebecca De Mornay)
and all the Scientology crap he preaches.
And we're still sorry for New Coke and Clear Pepsi.