I'm Sorry For......

This is the thread where you on behalf of your country (either of residence or birth) apologize for the horrible people,inventions,companies etc. that sprung forth from your country. Keep it fun however let's not turn it into some hate bashing thread of certain heads of state.

Canada:
I'm sorry for Celine Dion, really we can't begin to apologize enough for releasing this harpy upon the world. I'm most sorry to our American neighbours who now have to put up with her stage show in Las Vegas...the fact that she took up residence anywhere in the world should be classified as a High Crime against Humanity. When she left our country we hoped that she would just cease to exist. Once again we're sorry, very very sorry

Since you lead with Celine Dion, and as you say she now lives in the US. I too am sorry for Celine Dion, on bahalf of the US!

I am sorry for the Baldwin brothers... very, very sorry... on the behalf of the U.S.

Netherlands: I'm so sorry for JP Balkenende

*points to kanye west*

im sorry that we americans have pushed such a no talent loser to the top of the music charts
spreading his so called music across the world, simply because he never finished school

I'm sorry, truly sorry, for the U.S. inflicting Oprah on the world. A woman who runs a show the sole purpose of which is to convince your girlfriend / wife that deep down you are an emotionally abusive person who doesn't deserve such girlfriend / wife.

I'm sorry for Steve Nash he made short white kids think they can play B-Ball....lightnin don't strike twice. Stop trying and go play golf or bowling or some other game that doesnt require physical strength...however it is insanely funny to see a 5'7" 170lb white kid try and post up against a 6'6" 245lb black guy

i am sorry for not been sorry because my ountry rules

I am sorry that America gave the world Dr Phil.

(waits for Dr Phil to show up and defend himself)

I am sorry for some people from my country who go abroad when they should have stayed at home.

Need I say more? I'm sorry, truly sorry.

I don't think Devil6 made it clear enought:
We are so very sorry about that whole Celine Dion thing.
I feel most responsable since I'm a french Canadian, we didn't stop her when we could have. We didn't think she could make it back then.

dont ya like pepperami?

and for American Idol becoming such a huge hit....well come to think of it,

sorry for paris hilton, clear channel, evangelicalism, Mcdonalds, Wal-Mart, Coke, "Bling", and the deep South

I couldn't think of anything for Brasil so since I've been in the U.S. for years, we'll go with those

Ok, thought of one from Brasil:

Sorry for all the transvestites in Rio, I don't know where they all come from!

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Originally posted by rocknthefreewor

I am sorry that America gave the world Dr Phil.

(waits for Dr Phil to show up and defend himself)

How dare you! I am sorry for being the minion at the feet of our Dark Lord OPRAH.

ooh you... you multi poster nikos!

I apologize on behalf of Canada for the "Canadian Snowbirds" that flock to Florida and wear speedos.

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Originally posted by Boy-J

I don't think Devil6 made it clear enought:
We are so very sorry about that whole Celine Dion thing.
I feel most responsable since I'm a french Canadian, we didn't stop her when we could have. We didn't think she could make it back then.

oh and im sorry for French Canadians they don't mean to be stuck up,arrogant and rude they're just a little testy that they spawned Celine Dion

SORRY!!!

Im sorry to the world.... for creating the wonderful voices of The Simpson Sister