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I know alot of you are from different countries, but

Starter: Waste Posted: 21 years ago Views: 654
#16023
Lvl 23
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
#16024
Lvl 17
Thanks 'O-the-Crispy-One'

Though we don't celebrate thanksgiving here in Finland, atleast I think we don't... But who knows, we used to have 'The day Of the Holy Men' (freely translated) and after few rewritings it's Halloween now...

So the world goes around...

ps: Happy thanksgiving to you too
#16025
Lvl 23
That sounds like a fun holiday.
#16026
Lvl 14
Thank You..same to you...Isn't it Ironic how Americans seem to want the wish the rest of the world Happy Thanksgiving and somewhat share the feeling or the meaning of the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant holiday, but We are seldom exposed to or hear about holidays in the rest of the world.
For instance, I would have never known that Muslims celebrate a 3 day holiday after Ramadan if I hadn't been watching a foreign news program about the War in Iraq..
I'm curious if others around the world celebrate similar holidays around this time of year..Seems like holidays around this time of year all have to do with big feasts
#16027
Lvl 16
thanx
in holland we don't celebrate thanksgiving.
but on dec 5 we celebrate sinterklaas.
It is something like santaclaus.
and if children behave good they'il get presents.
#16028
Lvl 19
Like, Thanksgiving is in October eh!

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren't

10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's Cool Whip time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

#16029
Lvl 19
He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyus cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.


#16030
Lvl 14
last one was great!
#16031
Lvl 12
hemi, that is by far the best poem ive ever heard.... if u know more of that, plz send me a PM
#16032
Lvl 23
he looks kinda like a cross between Santa Clause and The Pope!
#16033
Lvl 14
hey doc don`t forget to mention that iff you don`t behave that santaclaus and his henchmen take you with them to spain iff the return.
And boy i did my best this year so i`ll be off for a long holliday verry soonisch.
Call me the bad boy