i have to come up with a really interesting thread title for the new chat.

I'm getting that alot. Just not wanting to do shit. You finish up your resume yet? Lol

Not entirely, but I did find these:

Where did you find that? Shit is hilarious.

http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

Holy shit...I'm like, googling the internets and stuff.

Outside of this, everything is awful lol

The Burglar one has made me lol each of the 3 or 4 times I've read it now.

i just got back from a date.
i never wanna date again lol

Bangles shouldn't have gotten that drunk beforehand, eh?


Also, if I'm doing my time zone math correctly, it seems you got in early. Ish. Although I don't really know what time moms date until, since I've never dated a mom.

Hrm. I should do that. To put it on the list. Of things I've done, you know? What's life without new experiences?

11:33... thats early?

i was so tired during the whole thing. i wanted to pass out lol.

see. i dont even know how to date

lol, if a chick passes out on your date, is that a bad sign? I think it might be?

I would also like to date a mom.....but like, how long after having kids do they starts wearing slacks and knitted sweaters?

I'd like to get in before that.

Also, why was date so shitty? Small penis? Made you pay? Made you pay, while exposing his small penis? I can't imagine Bangles doing any of that.

its just like though... when youre a mom, your whole life revolves around your kid. so when you talk about anything really.... you kid somehow falls in. and i guess its a buzz kill always talking about a kid. hahaaahahah. good thing i didnt like him?

You could start dating divorced dads...then you guys could chat about parenting?

Which honestly, sounds god awful..

ill be lonely forever. its k.

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Originally posted by ramsann

its just like though... when youre a mom, your whole life revolves around your kid. so when you talk about anything really.... you kid somehow falls in. and i guess its a buzz kill always talking about a kid. hahaaahahah. good thing i didnt like him?

Wow, taht would suck.

...

Ok, I've thought about it for like 7 seconds and I've come up with this awesome plan.

When conversation starts about your kid, you should be like, "OMG My boobs got so big because of the pergnancy..." and that way you slickly switch the conversation away from baby (not sexy times) to boobs (sexy times), and then the guy will be all into your boobs and you will live happily ever after.


I may have skipped a step or something, but it seems like a legit strategy.

Yeah, I have to agree...the boobs part of the plan is boobs. I for one boobs boobs boobs.

Boobs.

Shit, I killed it.

Fuck you, internet.

Sleeping on a couch tonight. Apparently... 13-ish beers might be too much to have to drive home over... 4.5 hours

How are you all?

I'm good, couches suck.

Only 13 beers and you're drunk?

Also,

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In 1999, classified documents were stolen from the car of a CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service) employee who was attending a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game. The Security Intelligence Review Committee reportedly investigated this incident.

Caannnnaddaaaa fuck yeah!

Honda, why am I growing to like Canada so much? Does it mean I'm a sick American?