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I don't care to talk to you bitches anyway SPAM. Famous Bangles quote.

Starter: DEMO Posted: 11 years ago Views: 23.2K
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#4830035
Lvl 8
We're all doomed.
#4830047
Lvl 27
SP isn't doomed, she can curb stomp...
#4830049
#4830050
Lvl 26
Admit it, you came to Earth to probe our women.
#4830058
Lvl 19
No. But her avvy has me hypnotized and I will do anything to play with it.
#4830061
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by F1098
No. But her avvy has me hypnotized and I will do anything to play with it.


The Kanman's was visible after I read your comment, I was briefly bewildered before I remembered that wasn't hers.
#4830062
Lvl 26
Starting to think either some BF4 players are clairvoyant or they have developed aimbots for the PS4.
#4830063
Lvl 19
Still hypnotized, also bewildered..

Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh
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The Kanman's was visible after I read your comment, I was briefly bewildered before I remembered that wasn't hers.
#4830065
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen
Starting to think either some BF4 players are clairvoyant or they have developed aimbots for the PS4.


Man, now I want to go pay glames...
#4830066
Lvl 59
I have Borderlands 2, Left for Dead 2, Nazi Zombie Army, Nazi Zombie Army 2 and some others on Steam, plus a brand spanking new video card. We should do this.
#4830068
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros
I have Borderlands 2, Left for Dead 2, Nazi Zombie Army, Nazi Zombie Army 2 and some others on Steam, plus a brand spanking new video card. We should do this.


Interesting...
#4830070
Lvl 26
Maybe Borderlands 2 Wednesday night, I gotta finish up a lot of tabs before I can reboot for game recording and all that.
#4830072
Lvl 26

> the zanfretta case

> private security guard driving to clients home
> radio, lights, and engine all die simultaneously when approaching
> see lights near the home
> assume they are robbers and get out to investigate, pistol drawn
> sneaking around house to have surprise advantage
> get touched on shoulder, turn around and flash light
> see “An enormous green, ugly and frightful creature, with undulating skin… as though he were very fat or dressed in a loose, gray tunic… no less than 10-feet tall.”
> run to car and see a blinding triangular ufo rise up which is bigger than the house
> gets blasted with searing heat and contacts his company
> they say he sounded confused and agitated while he incoherently babbled about inhuman creatures
> communication breaks and they arrive on scene an hour later
> when he saw them he jumped up with bugged out eyes pointing his gun and light at them
> he didn't seem to recognize them or understand their request to lower the weapon so they take him down
> they say his clothes were surprisingly warm for having been out in freezing cold for the last hour
> investigating shows 9 foot long horse shoe shaped imprints on the ground of the event, assumed to be where the ufo had landed
> 52 local people say they saw a bright light coming from the direction of the house that night
> reporters mock him and his mental state
> he avoids the media worried about his job and family and gets prank called at every hour of the day
> he says he wishes he never reported it
> someone compels him to get hypnosis to remember more details

> under hypnosis he confirms being abducted and transported to a hot luminous area where he was interrogated and examined
> they didn't speak italian and used a glowing device to communicate
> they claim to come from a planet in the "third galaxy" and that they want to talk to us and will return in greater numbers
> it should be noted soon may be a relative term coming from creatures from another galaxy

> 3 nights after his first incident he is contacted yet again
> his patrol car starts driving on its own and he radios his partners
> he tries to brake and gain control to no avail and travels about 1 mile when the cars jarringly stops
> there is a white hot light outside
> the radio operator described him having a “very controlled voice,” stating that: “The car has stopped. I saw a bright light. Now I am getting out.”
> his partners find him later while it's raining. He is surprisingly warm and dry again
> He was quivering and weeping as he stated “They say I must leave with them. What about my children? I don’t want to… I don’t want to.”
> investigator say the cars roof was hot as one left in scorching sun and the interior was hot as an oven despite having been out in the rain
> military police also found 20x8 inch boot prints in the area
> they also find his revolver which was fired 5 times, but he doesn't recall who he used it on
> a military investigation is made and politicians start talking about it
> his employers send him to a neurologist where they say “The man is in a state of shock, but he is perfectly sane.”
> he goes for hypno regression again and this session was recorded
> he says he was stripped naked and had a helmet put on him
> it allowed him to understand the aliens but caused him tremendous pain
> they took his gun and fired it at a panel
> he told them he didn't want to go with them and leave his family behind
> the media hype died down eventually until he had his third abduction

> he was patrolling an area on his motorcycle when he got abducted a third time. Once again his fellow guards were the first on the scene
> he is taken to an international center of medicine where he sees a psychologist
> he requests to be injected with sodium penathol to make sure he can't lie
> under hypnosis he recalls being lifted into the spaceship by a green light
> Following the procedure, Professor Marchesan confirmed that: “No human being can knowingly lie while he is under Pentothal treatment, so I think it’s very probable Zanfretta had these encounters.”

> some time later he is abducted a forth time
> 4 or fellow guards search for him and find a large cloud-like object hover above them
> it shines 2 lights on their patrol cars which stop their engines
> they then get out
> Chief, Lt. Cassiba starts shooting at the object
> it turns its lights off and the ufo slips away
> one of the guards, Germano Zanardi, never recovered his mental state
> he was so traumatized the later killed himself with a shot to the head

> later zanfretta (the abductee) is near a gas station when he hears someone call out to him
> from the shadows of the gas station he sees "a tall, humanoid figure with a bald, “egg-shaped” head, who was dressed in a checkered suit that included a chest plate made of “steel” where the shirt should have been."
> paranormal investigator and “Mothman Prophecies” author, JOHN A. KEEL, was the first to chronicled these beings in his seminal tome on unexplained beasts: “The Complete Guide to Mysterious Beings.”
> Dubbed the GRINNING MAN by Keel, this lanky creature – or creatures as the case may be – has often been described as wearing a checkered shirt and is frequently associated with paranormal and, in particular, ufological phenomenon such as MEN IN BLACK.

> The first reported sighting of the Grinning Man happened in October 11, 1966
> seen by 2 boys, James Yanchitis and Marvin Munoz, as they are walking home
> they managed to get away safely
> note this is before even zanfretta's first abduction as that happened in 1978
> zanfretta said the man told him to dive his car into a hovering cloud, and that he felt compelled to do so for some reason
> he did so and was hovered into the cloud which then transported him to a spaceship
> on board he was allowed to explore accompanied by the giant green aliens he had seen in his first 3 encounters
> within the colossal craft, Zanfretta claimed to have seen large, transparent cylinders filled with a weird blue liquid
> one of the cylinders was said to have contained a “frog-shaped” body, which the aliens explained was: “An enemy of ours from another planet.”
> perhaps this was one of the same technologically advanced, self-illuminated wand waving species that the AQUATIC ENIGMAS known as the LOVELAND FROGMEN belong to. In two other cylinders, Zanfretta observed a large bird-like creature and another humanoid figure that he described as looking like a “caveman.”
> the aliens tried to give zanfretta a transparent sphere with an electrically charged pyramid inside
> the said it would allow him to understand who they are and how they live
> he refused it saying “had enough of all these strange encounters and wished only go back to his normal life.”
> they insisted he take it and give it to someone he never heard of
> it was noted American scientist and UFO researcher DR. J. ALLEN HYNEK, who is now dead
> zanfretta says he hid the ball in the hills near Genoa
> later zanfretta has yet another encounter

> zanfretta then disappears on february 14th, 1980
> later that night zanfretta is found by his colleagues
> he is frozen to the bone
> nearby villagers report that they saw a huge mass in the shame of a football balloon along with bright lights
> dr. moretti attempts another hypnotic regression
> zanfretta is resistent and begins to speak in a guttural noise.
> he begins speaking an unknown language
> dr. moretti is unable to control zanfretta's hypnotic state
> "Ei chi snaua...si naila...isne ghe...il se lai...go ghe ti snau exi ghe...sci nis che ixi kai snoue...chisnauag the...aiex piscinau kep na...tei sdei..."

> while under 24 hour watch, zanfretta disappears again on august 13th, 1980.
> he is later found and put into regression again.
> he becomes hostile and uncooperative refusing to answer any questions.

> that was the last known abduction.
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#4830087
too many fiction words.
#4830090
Lvl 27
TLDR, not awake enough yet...
#4830106
Lvl 71
@EL Keep your native resolution then. Why get a bigger resolution if you end up with a blurry screen (and blurry games) ?

@Kanzen What's up with the light green font ? Not everyone's using the dark theme

Also, I'm up for BL2 or L4D2 too.
#4830109
Lvl 8
Yeah, i don't care for the dark theme either. I don't spend much of my day looking at a screen though so, maybe that' why the white screen doesn't bother me.
#4830114
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by omuh
@EL Keep your native resolution then. Why get a bigger resolution if you end up with a blurry screen (and blurry games) ?


The games seem fine. They change the resolution to handle themselves, I think. I dunno.

I can't do the actual native resolution because the non-distorted one is too small, so everything on this 32" tv gets too big to use normally. The screen is wide enough that I can have multiple windows/programs open at the same time and still be able to see them, but if I downscale to the native res I can't.
#4830120
Lvl 26
I thought this was already known: http://news.rice.edu/2014/02/10/is-height-important-in-matters-of-the-heart-new-study-says-yes/

6'4" master-race.
#4830132
Everyone is taller than me...not a problem.
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