I can FINALLY have a life....

Okay so we all know about how, though mommy taught me how to dress, I'm employed, I know how to be charming in person believe it or not and I'm not by any means entirely without my looks, I can't find a woman who is interested in me to save my fucking life. They're always seemingly into someone else, I never get flirted with, nothing at all. I'm 36 as of tomorrow so to me that means the way they have it set up in the US is such that you CAN"T meet a woman unless you basically sell your soul to Satan. I am not joking about this, the country is turning into a wasteland of single guys in their thirties. For every woman in their thirties there are two men in their thirties. Do the math, your chances are less than 50% and that sucks. They can-and do-take their pick from the cream of the crop and they know they can get away with it too. They go after the rich guys so much that when you accuse them of it, now they just go "So?".

But it just hit me that I can FINALLY, really have a life and not have to die lonely and wasted: I am sooner or later going to be getting some money as part of that settlement concerning my broken jaw. When I do it will at least be enough to go to Thailand or the Phillipines and find myself a wife! I can be married after all! Trust me, this kind of thing works out as well as any normal marriage. Why didn't I think of this before? Joy!!

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I am sooner or later going to be getting some money as part of that settlement concerning my broken jaw.

Isn't it your own fault that you didn't wear a helmet?

Mail order bride dude.

I think he had a helmet

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I'm 36 as of tomorrow so to me that means the way they have it set up in the US is such that you CAN"T meet a woman unless you basically sell your soul to Satan.

That's bullshit, Jeff. I didn't get married until I was 38. And after that marriage ended, a g/f from the past came back into my life. Moved into my apartment, in fact. So, in middle age, I'm getting as much, if not more, pussy than I did in my younger days.

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Originally posted by HighGuy

I think he had a helmet

Ok, maybe. He deleted his first story so I only read something about not having helmet somewhere.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

For every woman in their thirties there are two men in their thirties. Do the math, your chances are less than 50% and that sucks.

That is 50%!

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I can't find a woman who is interested in me to save my fucking life.

Stop Talking so much, if your writing here is any indication of how you are in real life, I can't ever see a woman interested, stop whining and go meet someone and this time keep your mouth shut and listen.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I am sooner or later going to be getting some money as part of that settlement concerning my broken jaw. When I do it will at least be enough to go to Thailand or the Phillipines and find myself a wife!

Your counting on money to win yourself a bride? Go do what you want, you'll be divorced in less then a year, you seem like a very sad man, and I am very sad for you.

would you say 50% is better than 49% or 48% or 47%? need I go on? Think long and hard b4 you answer. ....Anyway you are in your own country surrounded by your own people and you think you are hard done to? Come off it mate So what about all the single fellas out in foreign countries fighting wars? I mean the str8 ones b4 u start off. Think of where you are, who you are, and what you want and see the best in everything im sure 50% is better than 0%

Feel free to tell my if you think thats not so.

jack, don't listen to the guys who say you talk too much. i love reading your posts and wish you good luck!

A spoof says to a spoof .. you are a spoof

@pf: his name is jeff

I kinda agree with the main point of Jeff's post.
He's not talking about how it's hard to find a girlfriend these days, eventhough it is.
He's talking about how a lot of women have turned into money-hunger-ho's. And they admit it too. On the album Chronic 2001 by Dr. Dre, there's an interlude. A guy talking about "the world's biggest ho". He states that the worlds biggest ho is yo momma. Eventhough he's got a fairly weak point in that, he does have a point where he states "whatever happened to falling in love with a [blacklisted] with a bus pass". Pardon the [blacklisted] part, I'm quoting here.
He does have a point there. Women require men to have their own car, their own home, a bundle of cash, a well payed job and an assortment of bling-bling. Women have gone materialistic, while men have gone more to the sensitive side of the matter.
It used to be the other way around but both sides discovered that you're gonna be alone if you don't change. So we, men, went ahead and got ourselves emotions and feelings and all that other yukkie stuff. Women went for the gold. And ice.

Neither of the two is actually "great", but the women have taken it over the top.

So what if I have a normal job and a normal paycheck? So what if I drive a normal car instead of that Hummer? So what if my crib doesn't have 8 bathrooms and 25 bedrooms? So what if the ice I wear amounts to 100 Euro's?
What happened to love? Women were full of it. Now they're full of cash.

damn bitches.

CK

^^ you are so right .. and we all are angry for this

So turn it round then...Do what women do ....sort of anyway...pretend then when you get a date and she is ugly and has flat t!t$ f@ck her off and tell her why you are f@cking her off but dont tell her you lied. Im sure they would all start to get the message sooner or later. It might just take about a hundred years or so to get it back to how it was b4 they were given the vote but hey who cares? lol

well, my dick cares. it needs the attention. furthermore, my future children care. a lot.
this isn't going to be a 100 year event if we try and turn it. women will need to realize by themselves that money isn't the key. they will need to find the answer we men found long ago: feelings and emotions are what make the world go round. and the sun.
I predict, however, that it's going to be worse before it's going to be good again. Women will fall victim to the sucking powers of materialism. Probably about the time our world wide oilreserves have run dry, women will come to think that it's not money they want.

We'd need another feminist movement. Another idiotic rise in stupid idea's by some crappy, never-got-laid, ugly-as-hell group of women who try to reform the world into their ideal.
I'm already working on the prototype.

CK

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Originally posted by Powerflux

jack, don't listen to the guys who say you talk too much. i love reading your posts and wish you good luck!

What the fuck?

She knows jeff is your spoof!

Isn't the tital of the thread kind of an oxymoron?

ah, jeff. you crack me up!

save your money, dude! buying 'love' is just wrong.

mate, there's more to life than being in a relationship.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I am not joking about this, the country is turning into a wasteland of single guys in their thirties. For every woman in their thirties there are two men in their thirties. Do the math, your chances are less than 50% and that sucks.

lool that either means ur mom taught how to put ur shirt on, but not math. OR every girl that turned u down told u shes a dyke. thats ruff lol

i , like camelknight, agree with jeffs main point.......

......i have had 3 girls in the past 4 years after less than 3 months of dating/hooking up come RIGHT OUT AND ASK FOR RENT MONEY FOR THEIR PLACE!!!!!.....its bs.....i mean sure you can be charming and sweet and confidently cocky and impress the hell out of them for awhile but you know in the back of your head that eventually the money issue will come up....shes gonna ask how much you make or how much is your rent or your car payment.....or worst how much you bring home each week or month....

...and this is when you know you are being measured not by your wit or soul or even cock size and love making abilities.....she is evaluating who is better suited to afford the lifestyle she wants to live...........

jeff....i am not too crazy about the thailand wife idea...but if its what you really want to try go for it........just make sure you have a good prenup attorney........but like twwain said there is more to life than being in a relationship......