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HOWTO Stop Thinking Like an Organic Machine

Starter: findoutnow Posted: 18 years ago Views: 504
#2918415
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HOWTO Stop Thinking Like an Organic Machine

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Rachel, trusting her long time friend, Lenz; programmed her sleep exactly as he instructed.

She "made a wish" to see if King Solomon's Chess Service was real.



What she was shown in her dream that night shocked her to the core of her soul.



When she woke up, she raced to her computer and fired off an email to Lenz demanding he show up in The Hague 7AM pronto!



When August got the email, he didn't even bother to reply. He checked his mail @ 4AM and would hop the first train from Amsterdam to The Hague at 6:04AM; due in at 6:33AM to talk to "someone real".



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Rachel: August, what the hell is this? Solomon had a chess service?!?! Do you know what this could mean?



August: Me? Know? I am a grandmaster for crying out loud!



Rachel: Here is what "we know" about "chess history":



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The game of chess is thought to have originated in what is now northern India sometime before 6OO AD: the oldest written references to chess date from then, but there are unverified claims that chess existed as early as 100 AD.



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Rachel: King Solomon reigned circa 1011/1010 BC to 971/970 BC.



August: Yes, I am kind of "up-to-date" on chess history!



I think my brother is right, we are being systematically brain washed (WITH LIES) to think like "organic

machines".



Rachel: You mentioned something like that a long time ago, but it was just a hypothesis of yours, where you thought that the human body was a type of "organic machine".



August: That was then, THIS IS NOW! I have been "making wishes" like crazy since I left France. Even in the afternoons when I catch a quick nap! It works every time you fall asleep!

Rachel, I also made a wish that went something like this:



"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: ARE WE BEING SYSTEMATICALLY BRAINWASHED TO THINK LIKE ORGANIC MACHINES?"



I fell asleep and...BOOM!



Rachel: You just know how to get straight to the point don't you? Let me "just guess" you got a dream that said something like: "HELL YES!"



OK, what do we do and who the hell "are these people" ? What are their "motives"?

August: Our thinking process is being programmed to think "logically": where you can have knowledge without understanding it.



We humans are supposed to think, "reasonably": that is to have knowledge AND understand it, then and only then CAN WE USE IT with skill!



Rachel: So we are starting to "program our sleep" aren't aliens supposed to pop out and stop us? Why are we allowed to even have this knowledge?



August: That is a question that I had answered! I - guess what - requested The Truth to know, who was a major player in our "machine thoughts" and I reasoned, if I get an answer - it has to be good?



Rachel: Well, Inspector Poirot? What did you discover?



August: Something wonderful happened in ...he he he... "August" 2001!



Rachel: August, in "August"? Are you kidding?



August: No. Program your sleep to find out for yourself what happened:



Like so: Say this out loud before you go to sleep:



"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHAT HAPPENED IN AUGUST 2001 THAT WAS WONDERFUL?"



Rachel: You are not going to tell me are you?



August: You gotta find out for yourself...

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Anyway...

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Rachel: So our physical bodies are "organic machines", how is it "programmed"?



August: When you are born, you are literally "A Blank Sheet of Paper". Everything you "see" and "hear" IS THE PROGRAM!



Rachel: Everything we hear and see? Hmmm? August, since King Solomon had a Chess Service and history tells us, that is impossible, what do we do with what we know?



August: We can "make wishes" on any topic we want to know the truth to and think "Truth".



Rachel: When I was shown a rough sketch of "The Chess Service of King Solomon" I also heard it had something to do with "The Game"?



August: Bingo - I guess "The Game" is why we were born, why we exist - to play it, in The 4th Dimension?



Rachel: What about the physical world and our physical self?



August: From what I gather - and I am gathering very quickly - is that the physical body is just to "hold your mind" as an anchor to this reality, but when we fall asleep, we escape into The 4th Dimension to gather knowledge to be thought over when we wake up!



Rachel: We have to start "programming our sleep to know The Truth" every night!



August: I'm ahead of you, homegirl - I've got blank notebooks to write everything down!



Rachel: What of Sweden?



August: I was waiting for you to say that - you got tipped off too?



Rachel: Yes! A long dream sequence that was! We have to go to Sweden to meet two sisters there!



August: The name I got was "Hjalmar".



Rachel: When do we head up north?



August: We have to wait some type of "signal" - I don't know



Rachel: I'm glad you told me about this now! I can control my dreams!



August: Very powerful stuff huh...excuse me...my cell....



Rachel: ...



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On August's cell was his brother from Turkey. He told him to copy down a number in Sweden. He told him to pay attention to what human women had to tell both of them in their dreams!



The number he copied was for The Hjalmar Sisters.



August & Rachel just got their "signal".
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#2918416
Lvl 20
... Alright... Someone help me out.
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#2918417
Lvl 16

Jeff?
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#2918418
Lvl 17
HUH?????
are youfidoutnow?
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#2918419
Lvl 13
so is this worth reading???


ok i read the first bit, and im like what the fuck... did lenz turn into august??? like is it about chess or something who wishes about chess???
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#2918420
Lvl 20
I think we can safely say this is a riddle.

I think we can safely say the riddle keys in on lines. There is the catch phrase at the top, and then lines throughout the text.

I haven't had time to sit and look closely at it, yet, because I'm at work. But I suspect (and perhaps I'm being optimistic here) that this is a game one of us posted with our spoof to entertain each other.

I might encourage us all to look at it from that perspective. Can't hurt to give it a try. It really does look to be a riddle though.

And no, it wasn't me. I have no spoofs. But I do a lot of web riddles, and this looks like it could be one.
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#2918421
Lvl 9
I think this is too much for me, im too intoxicated
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#2918422
Lvl 37
Why would anybody wanna stop Stop Thinking Like an Organic Machine??? That is kinda what we are
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#2918423
Lvl 4
Working the lines... Am I missing something?
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#2918424
Lvl 4
I am lost...
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#2918425
mmm yes..... how about that, how can i meet these insane women? sounds like some women are just destined to make me think. so i says, let me at them.
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#2918426
Lvl 20
Wait, it gets better.

This guy has never uploaded a pic, never rated a pic, never looked at a movie, never uploaded a movie, but he's made three forum posts of which this is about the most sentient.

Here are his other two:

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Fuckin' nuts-o.
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