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How to get in shape-like 300 in shape-as fast as possible no matter what it takes?

Starter: Jeff613 Posted: 17 years ago Views: 1.7K
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Without knowing much about you I doubt anyone is going to be able to help much. Weight loss and physique, fitness, etc, are dependent on so many things.
First, as you've been told, a body ain't everything if there isn't some charm or humor to go with it. Sure, you'll score, but the girls that go for body only will likely have all the brains, etc of your hand, so you may as well stay with your hand.
Second, exercise without a proper diet is pointless as is diet without exercise. You'll need to do both.
Diet - eat pretty much how you do anyway but cut your portions down by half, except for any non-dressed vegetables. Stick to lean meats at a minimum, lots of fruit and veg. Learn to love water. Give up booze and soft drink.
Exercise - Run or bike - lots. Assuming you have some fitness, 5km minimum. Throw in lots of fartlek sessions - sprint 400m, run 400m, sprint, etc. Learn to love the pushups and chinups and situps - you can pretty much skip the weights entirely. As someone said earlier, you already have a six pack, most people do, you just have to get the fat off of the top of it.
Last, go to charm school.
#3534293
Lvl 11
jesus, mang!

did you get this latest scheme while sitting on the shitter?

sounds good and i wish you luck but put me down for a fifty that you lose interest after some time.

is there a time frame you need to be buffed by?

well, fuck me. the plot thickens:

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Originally posted by Jeff613

Well, let's see, since I recently moved to Charlotte where I have been for the past two months, and since people who live here are the most unfriendly, uninviting, cold hearted lot of FUCKS who ever lived, and it's been impossible to make friends with them, well, I guess I'm just going to go to a movie and then go home to my dog whenever the movie is over with. I fucking hate everyone here and wish they'd all fucking die. Do not EVER move to Charlotte unless you want to live in stark, forced isolation because not even your neighbors wil bother to say hi to you.
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