How hard would you have to slap someone...?

I can't stand them. I'm a 911 operator, and when we get calls from people using the bluetooth, we can't understand what they're saying. It could cause a serious problem if they're calling about a fatal car accident or someone not breathing.

the shortest jeff post ever i do believe.. but i could be wrong..

They are Phallics symbols for needle dicked putz's that have no real life, and exist at the bottom of the food chain in sucko jobs...

For the women its a wanna be symbol, for they haven't got anyone to fuck and they don't have a clue re: what real love is all about... and /or it represents the balls and cock they wish they had, cuz they are fuckin' frustrated bull dikes!

A Nigerian chick would never fuck a blue-tooth guy.

Like all good technology it becomes trendy after awhile(ipods, fliptop mobile phones, texting, laser pointers etc) sure they are handy in car but a pain everwhere else. As robodick said it makes them feel important: must be important, be seen to be important and all powerful. I heard about one guy being so important with his ear piece he forgot to remember to stop at the intersection, he did not make it to the otherside. When will people learn.

It depends on if you slap them in the side of the head with the ear piece or on the other side of the head without it. It also depends on what angle you slapped them. If you slapped them from front to back on the side of the head that had the earphone, if should pop off easily. If you slapped them on the head from back to front on the side with the ear piece, it stands the chance of staying on better. If you slapped them either from front to back or back to front on the opposite side of the head with the ear phone, it would most likely stay on unless they jerked their head real quick or you used a closed fist.

I'd suggest finding a guy wearing one, then going up to him and slap the side from front to back without the ear phone, then quickly from back to front, then do the side with the ear phone from back to front then from front to back. It should definitely come off by then.

Then you can pick up the ear phone and stuff it into his ear canal and kick his head between your foot and the pavement to really drive it in. Then the next time you see him he’ll be wearing it in the other ear and you can try the experiment in reverse. The real question here is, is it easier to slap an ear phone off the right side of the head or the left side of the head.

Also, whether or not you are right or left handed would come into play.