How hard would you have to slap someone...?

How hard would you have to slap someone across the face to knock one of those Motorola Bluetooth earpieces right out of the ear and onto the floor where you could stomp that pretentious piece of shit which everyone wears even though they're not using them into a million bits? Am I the only guy who had wondered this?

I agree with you Jeff, but you have a better way of saying it

i was just about to say wth. but i guess it's ok if yuor not talking about putting ur hands on a woman...

hard

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Originally posted by Jeff613

How hard would you have to slap someone across the face to knock one of those Motorola Bluetooth earpieces right out of the ear and onto the floor where you could stomp that pretentious piece of shit which everyone wears even though they're not using them into a million bits? Am I the only guy who had wondered this?

Im wondering why ppl use earpieces, i hate ppl who use them to Jeff. U r not alone.

maybe they have people to talk to and arent using their fingers on a keyboard..

I fail to see why people want to blow astronomical amounts of money on devices that replace what used to be a simple 3 foot piece of cheap, reliable, good old fashioned cord for their headphones, keyboard, whatever. I mean, just how fucking put out where you by that cord you used to have to use, you fucking bluetooth pantywaists?

Easy experiment -
+Go to a busy pub or bar.
+Wait until someone turns up wearing said offending Bluetooth earpiece.
+By stealth or other means get next to them and wait for a girl to come past.
+Discretely but firmly pinch her arse and then look at the Bluetooth person accusingly as the woman whips around looking for said offender.
+Wait for the satisfying *smack* as she slaps the oblivious fool.
+Inject witty comment, offer to buy girl a drink and ask 'You knew it was me all along didn't you. So, just how hard did you have to slap him to knock that earpiece off?'

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I fail to see why people want to blow astronomical amounts of money on devices that replace what used to be a simple 3 foot piece of cheap, reliable, good old fashioned cord for their headphones, keyboard, whatever. I mean, just how fucking put out where you by that cord you used to have to use, you fucking bluetooth pantywaists?

they are mainly used when driving. They are an excellent piece of equipment. I have a bluetooth headset, but I feel like a prick using it. But it's essential when you want to use the phone whilst driving.

What I don't understand is why people still wear them when walking around shopping malls !!!

My sons baseball team had a coach who never took the thing out of his ear. Even durng games. makes you wonder if they wear it to bed also.

I agree with you TicKles. People who wear them everywhere look like assholes.

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Originally posted by rocknthefreewor

I agree with you TicKles. People who wear them everywhere look like assholes.

Haha, exactly! When you're driving, it's more than handy. But I can't fucking understand those "proud-owners-of-earset" who walks around shoppingmalls like the owner of fucking europe. Makes me slap that fucking thing away.

yeah, i gotta agree. i laugh at people who wear these things. and NO it's not envy but i feel there is a time and a place to conduct the ALL IMPORTANT 'business' phone call. how arrogant is it when you get some wanker conversing at the top of his/her voice.

saying that, i'd rather them us this device whilst driving then actually taking a hand off of the steering wheel. being a bike rider this really gives me the shits when i see people driving while phutzing around with their cell!!!

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Originally posted by TheItch

Easy experiment -
+Go to a busy pub or bar.
+Wait until someone turns up wearing said offending Bluetooth earpiece.
+By stealth or other means get next to them and wait for a girl to come past.
+Discretely but firmly pinch her arse and then look at the Bluetooth person accusingly as the woman whips around looking for said offender.
+Wait for the satisfying *smack* as she slaps the oblivious fool.
+Inject witty comment, offer to buy girl a drink and ask 'You knew it was me all along didn't you. So, just how hard did you have to slap him to knock that earpiece off?'

fuck, im gonna try that someday

I love my bluetooth headset... but unless i'm in the middle of a conversation and get out of my car to pump gas or somthing you will never see it.

15 PSI... depending on the model of the headset.

I use one when I drive. This way when I pass guys on the side of the road stranded who type a lot and like astronomy I don't get distracted.

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Originally posted by Mr_Big_

I use one when I drive. This way when I pass guys on the side of the road stranded who type a lot and like astronomy I don't get distracted.

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What I don't understand is why people still wear them when walking around shopping malls !!

Well, that way everyone can see how cool they are!!

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Originally posted by TickLes

I agree with you Jeff, but you have a better way of saying it

word.... Jeff i agree

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I fail to see why people want to blow astronomical amounts of money on devices that replace what used to be a simple 3 foot piece of cheap, reliable, good old fashioned cord for their headphones, keyboard, whatever. I mean, just how fucking put out where you by that cord you used to have to use, you fucking bluetooth pantywaists?

One came free with my phone.

I don't use it, but I'm just saying.

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Originally posted by TheItch

Easy experiment -
+Go to a busy pub or bar.
+Wait until someone turns up wearing said offending Bluetooth earpiece.
+By stealth or other means get next to them and wait for a girl to come past.
+Discretely but firmly pinch her arse and then look at the Bluetooth person accusingly as the woman whips around looking for said offender.
+Wait for the satisfying *smack* as she slaps the oblivious fool.
+Inject witty comment, offer to buy girl a drink and ask 'You knew it was me all along didn't you. So, just how hard did you have to slap him to knock that earpiece off?'

I don't think I've ever seen anyone wear one to a bar. There is no way that the person on the other end would be able to hear you, so it wouldn't make much sense.