the year was 2002 there was a huge asteroid that hit in what is now believed to be the Netherlands.
from this asteroids, came two souls who were riding on a ship buried deep in the core of the asteroid
and thier names shall be Diz-X, Senja and Creepus (the creators)
these two God like images, said this world need MU free porn
there was a crash of lightning and it was done
and it was good
this too pioneers decided too make this "porn" free to the world, and it was good
but they need a name, they both thought long and hard over many drinks and bongs. but just couldn't figure out what boys wanted.
until Senja told diz-x
boys they want naked women, cars, jokes, sports, news all in one forum for free
free Diz-X said
Free Creepus said.
and it was done, and it was good.
the followers they came, and they came again
slow at first, but picking up speed with every stroke.
it was said, and it was done, and it was very good.
but wait, the forums they can't be watched by two gods all the time Senja told Diz-x
thus Diz-X created the MODS
thy MODS shall have powers, great and strong he said, but we (Diz-X, Senja and Creepus) can still kick thier asses if need be.
It was said and it was done, and it was well semi-good
there you have it my friend
the end of the world as we know it
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