Hot Sloppy Spam...

that was a good one

Quote:

Originally posted by TickLes

Terrorist walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says "you have one minute to get out"

A tortoise at the back shouts "YOU CUNT"

Quote:

Originally posted by TickLes

Terrorist walks into a pet shop, puts a bomb on the counter and says "you have one minute to get out"

A tortoise at the back shouts "YOU CUNT"

That's not funny! My brother-in-law is a tortoise! He's a cool guy, just like you or me, but a little slower.
And...um...he eats...bugs, and, um, he lives in a shoe box.... fuck


OK, it's funny...the joke is funny...I, um, I need to talk to my sister....

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

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That's not funny! My brother-in-law is a tortoise! He's a cool guy, just like you or me, but a little slower.
And...um...he eats...bugs, and, um, he lives in a shoe box.... fuck


OK, it's funny...the joke is funny...I, um, I need to talk to my sister....

Can I talk to your sister? is she hot, does she have big tits?

Quote:

Originally posted by TickLes

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Can I talk to your sister? is she hot, does she have big tits?

Man, my sister married a fucking turtle! Do you think a woman like that would be hot?

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

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Man, my sister married a fucking turtle! Do you think a woman like that would be hot?

answer the goddamn question!!!

shit was cAsh

Quote:

Originally posted by TickLes

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answer the goddamn question!!!

what?
I fell asleep, are we still talking about that guys kittens or something?

I need coffee.

<---- Is really hungover and hurting..

eat my underwear

OK, I've had my Espresso (Express-o as we say here in the Mighty Midwest), I like it "crack" style.

Eat your underwear?
You're joking right?

*returns from Tournament, read several pages back*

Greetings and schpamulations....

DUM DUM you shit head...charge the fucking batteries!!!

Teq-hello son, where's my plate?

Honda-how's Boston and the Fatty? What color scarf are you wearing today?

Tino-Oye Chico!

Feef-Picinic sound good. I'll bring the fried chicken....

New Girl-welcome to the fray...

jesus christ, its really a medication kind of day


customers are so shitty, my boss AND my dad are both frustrating the shit out of me with the stupidest things

i had to listen to some guy bitch on the phone for 25 minutes straight about something that i have no control over. now i get to call him back and tell him the news is just getting WORSE.


i need a drink, christ :P

I HAVE A FEELING THAT IF I BAN SOMEONE, I'LL FEEL BETTER.

hey FeFe..... I LOVE you

*passes Feef a glass of really good red wine*

really? thats sweet :P








p.s.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE IRRITATION IS RELENTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by BDWW

*passes Feef a glass of red wine*

i dont think ill feel better until theres some chloroform involved :P

*hands FeFe a larger than normal wooden spoon*

*goes into the lab to mix up a batch*

any scent you like Feef?