Hot Sloppy Spam...

Also, I made an American dude cry yesterday.

He came to ask me about some serious business, I was too busy moonwalking to a Hannah Montana song....so he tried to be all lulzy, I don't remember how it all broke down..but I said something about having rough anal sex with his mother. He started crying because she had recently died, and he started just fucking balling about it...and there were some people with him, and I didn't know what to do..so I said "You're American right?" and he was like "yes."..and I was like "Are you from BAWWWWWWWWWWSTON?" and then I started laughing really hard. That's when I realized this job is turning me into more of an asshole than I would like.

But I'm still laughing about it.

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teh fuck?

I think the guys mom died because he was too much of a pussy and she was too embarrassed to live.

Seriously, someone makes fun of your dead mom and you cry? Like that's the right answer? Come on, I thought everyone knew the right answer to that is to .....


....oh, wait, nevermind....i hafta go look out the window, hot jogger going by....

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Originally posted by Honda_X

...so I said "You're American right?" and he was like "yes."..and I was like "Are you from BAWWWWWWWWWWSTON?" and then I started laughing really hard. That's when I realized this job is turning me into more of an asshole than I would like.

But I'm still laughing about it.

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that's fucking classic!

and your response to his tears seems reasonable to me...

though i should be upfront and say that i hate Massholes

I hate southerners more than Yankees from Boston. Some of my family is Bostonians and they are very politicaly minded folks. I am from NY tho, the true Yankees.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, I made an American dude cry yesterday.

He came to ask me about some serious business, I was too busy moonwalking to a Hannah Montana song....so he tried to be all lulzy, I don't remember how it all broke down..but I said something about having rough anal sex with his mother. He started crying because she had recently died, and he started just fucking balling about it...and there were some people with him, and I didn't know what to do..so I said "You're American right?" and he was like "yes."..and I was like "Are you from BAWWWWWWWWWWSTON?" and then I started laughing really hard. That's when I realized this job is turning me into more of an asshole than I would like.

But I'm still laughing about it.

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First of all, where the fuck do you work... second of all that is the funniest shit I have ever read! my response above has nothing to do with anything. I didnt see this bit earlier, lol

Ima jackass

Yes Strich you are a jackass a New Yawk JACKASS

HonDUH wears scarves, eats ice cream and makes wimps cry

no his not let give him the respect he deserves

he is a spoiled fudge packer from Canada

he does wear scarves

and hangs with the boys

and he love the fatties

trust me on this and read the thread


http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4212226/

oh and you have said enough about southern's

we are red necks and damn proud of it

it only take about 27 hours to get to NY

and only one minute to tune in the depth finder to find your ass


@bdww whats up my man?

we killed a hog yesterday 125 lbs just right hardly no fat
so i'm making sausage with him mmmmm mmmmmm

and to night we are having pinto beans and smothered taters and conbread

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Originally posted by tequila64

no his not let give him the respect he deserves

he is a spoiled fudge packer from Canada

he does wear scarves

and hangs with the boys

and he love the fatties

trust me on this and read the thread


[ Link ]

well, that's some solid proof right there...

and, having mutated crabs would make anyone angry
at a stranger who's mother just died

it all makes perfect sense.

Oh that Honda, and his scarves.

I still love how people give you crap for wearing scarves all the time...

i dont think it will ever go away

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Originally posted by tequila64

oh and you have said enough about southern's

we are red necks and damn proud of it

it only take about 27 hours to get to NY

and only one minute to tune in the depth finder to find your ass


@bdww whats up my man?

we killed a hog yesterday 125 lbs just right hardly no fat
so i'm making sausage with him mmmmm mmmmmm

and to night we are having pinto beans and smothered taters and conbread

I live in SC (myrtle beach) right now and this is my motto

"For what Myrtle Beach has in beautiful weather and beautiful women, NY makes up for with intelligence and culture"

I live in a huge tourist trap, so I am surrounded by Yanks most days, which is great.

ok ok just you take it easy bud

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i'm in NYC right now and all i can think about is tequila64's sausage...

wait.

that didn't come out right.

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SC is fun cause of the Russian tourists... they are HOT

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Originally posted by aiko91

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i'm in NYC right now and all i can think about is tequila64's sausage...

wait.

that didn't come out right.

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back the fuck up dude i dont swing that way

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Originally posted by Strichnine

I hate southerners more than Yankees from Boston.

Um, you fucked that up.

The Yankees are from New York.

The Red Sox are from Boston.

i knew you could fix it

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Um, you fucked that up.

The Yankees are from New York.

The Red Sox are from Boston.

I think he meant Yankee fans from Boston

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Originally posted by tequila64

...back the fuck up dude i dont swing that way

NYC has always been seriously lacking when it comes to real southern food
though there's a big 'cue festival this weekend with pit-masters from all over
the south. i'm really psyched that i remembered about it now...missed it the past few years.